Agree or Disagree

"Just like you did not know what an orgasm was before you had one, nature does not let you know how great children are until you have them. Children are the orgasm of life."














I think its slightly lame.

 

I wouldn't call them an orgasm exactly....

 

Imagine telling your child that they are THE orgasm of your life

 

I'm not sure I understand the question; are you saying men should have children they can't control and women should say they have children when they don't?

 

Well it wasnt a question


That statement is actually on a bag from a store I bought some clothes from.

 

ew

 

Oh yeah? Maybe it thinks YOU'RE slightly lame, did you ever think about that?!

 

Now THAT was funny.

I would say that children are more like the aftermath than the actual orgasm. Children are the wet spot in the sheet and the cum in the hair. You know, an annoyance, but worth it.

 

(Wait, this is what I mean't to say. I'm very tired)

.... are you saying men should have children they can't control and women should say they have children when they don't?

 

Now that's profound.

 

It's too late, you screwed up your joke....

 

You get cum in your hair?

 

Profound? Thanks, I'm thinking of writing my thesis on it.

 

(sigh) there are no second chances in life.

 

What was wrong with the way he said it originally? I thought it was hysterical. I called up friends, and they thought it was hysterical too. Leno is planning on using it in his monologue tonight

 

hey, i skipped the fucked up one. i understand the joy of the edit.

 

What ISN'T Leno planning to use in his monologue tonight? That guy is such a douche...

 

Again!? Damn him!

 

If only I could find a woman like you in real life!

 

Yeah, chicks with low expectations are the best.