You see, it's really rather odd perhaps, but in Heaven, there is some sort of credit system for the vending machines, you see, you can't buy anything without these credits. In order to get credits, or at least this is one of the ways, I have to make people say 'heep hoy' out loud. A cup of cappucino is two credits, and since nobody knows when he'll arrive There, I thought I'd start early with earning them. So you can help me get those cups of cappucino when I'm in heaven by just saying the words 'heep hoy'. Right? Would you do this for me? Pretty please? God has issued Ten Commandments on this: - typing it in this reply - 1 credit - whispering it to yourself - 1 credits - saying it out loud - 2 credits - mentioning it in a conversation - 5 credits - say it to random passers-by - 10 credits - spray painting it on a wall - 20 credits - handing out leaflets - 30 credits - writing a commercially attractive song with it in the lyrics - 50 credits - writing the words in a letter to your local president or other ruler - 100 credits - laser-cutting it into the moon - 250 credits I don't expect any of you to laser-cut 'heep hoy' into the moon and hardly anyone to say the words at all, and that's okay, no harm done, it's very voluntary. Just remember you can help a poor cappucino-less soul with it later. To those willing to help - thanks a million! And remember: God is Omnipresent so saying you did it and not doing it will only give me false hope!
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No, that would be mean. There used to be negative credits I think but people started fucking it up for others so God disabled them, something like that. Anyway, thanks everybody! You're making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!! ^_^ Heaven is no Heaven without cappucino!
:H oh yes! and also, it's a machine, not that caffiato or lidl bought semi-cappucino powderstuff! and by the way... coffee with milk and sugar is not gay at all, it's got all the qualities of 'straight' coffee *lol* with a little bit extra! otherwise, i'm just a gay cappucino bitch, and you better like it! HEEP HOY!
the nerve of that damn coffee with milk and sugar to like other coffees with milk and sugar.. tsk tsk tsk. call the rainforest we gotta wild on here
lolololololol omg micha I didn't get it until I read it three ties over :S but lol! omg lisa I love you I am now an official cappucino / Shining junk
haha, this threa d, very sofisiticate, hm yeah laughing write now roflmao this is good we aer all laughing........my lady are you coming over for felion mion and candle light dinner i will give you a rose @--\--\
