Fucking Cockroaches!

No freaks - not actually having relations with them....

...but im scared its going to crawl all over me while im sleeping.. eew!!

 

Here's the trick how to get rid of them. Wait till it's around 1 or 2 in the morning. Light up a very faint light so they don't all run away. Catch one, get your head on the floor and eat it. The others who'll have seen you doin' this will be scared and find some other house to go coachcroaching elsewhere...

 

i watched this thing on discovery health where this lady had a roach crawl in her ear...

 

Here's the trick how to get rid of them. Wait till it's around 1 or 2 in the morning. Light up a very faint light so they don't all run away. Catch one, get your head on the floor and eat it. The others who'll have seen you doin' this will be scared and find some other house to go coachcroaching elsewhere...


hahaha i just laughed so hard then that spit dribbled down my chin..just wait a second..i have to wipe it... Classic!

 

D used to have roaches crawl on him. ive personally only seen three

one in the ghetto druggie/crack house
one in school in the girl's locker room
and one in dan's and my old kitchen

D used to live in a place though that had dozens of them. makes me cring.

anyways....

leave a food trial.

for real... make a trial of decent sized crumbs... i heard it works *shrugs*

 

I thought cockroaches only like clean places!! i remember when i was in hosptial there was one there!! havent thought about that till now lol - disturbing

 

Ugghh. Cockroaches. *shudders* Actually, I'm afraid of almost all insects. Except a few, like butterflies and fireflies. Everything else freaks me out.

 

me too yet i cant kill them.

tis another reason i love my cats

 

ew a cock roachish typa bug... those..

centapedes or millapedes or whatever they are.

they got many legs.. ugly looking and they move FAST like a roach. ew we get lots of them around here and they are freaky!
do u get them there?

 

yeah and my mum mopped today... this place is so clean..i hadnt seen a single on till today....but in northern queensland (Australia) the weather drives them in...it breeds them - hot tropics...

i used to not care about any insects, but getting older i despise cockroaches and big spiders...

 

my friend had a hissing roach she kept in a tank in her room...when you touched the top of it, it would hiss extremely loud...

 

Seriously this CR is fucking with me..it keeps crawling over the desk all close to me with it's nasty feelers..i flicked it away with my brothers comb, but it will be back..might try the crumbs..

 

ew reminds me of fear factor

 

oh yuck, that show makes me dry-reach... i saw an episode once where they had to chew up a plate of maggots and spit them into a milkshake glass that had flies in it and then they had to drink it all..just typing this is making me dry reach..it was horrible!

 

yeah that show is nuts.

i used to think im crazy enuf to go on there and win but ew... i dont know if i could physically do it.

they drink cows blood and shit!

 

i could never do it....N E V E R........

 

i would try to do it outta spite and showing i could.
but then id remember how gross it is

and id run away and get in a fetal position in my bed

 

i would watch other ppl do it first and then dry reach half a million times until everyone was on the ground in fetal positions laughing...

 

Most cockroaches are attracted to wet rotting wood. You can find them in clean homes, dirty homes, upside down homes ect. I had some in this old house I used to live in. They really grossed me out. I was sleeping, and felt this wierd creepy crawly thing on my chest. It tokk me a second to realize what it was. I flew out of bed had the light on a crushed several of them with my shoe in a matter of seconds. got dressed and left. I didn't go home for about a week after that. untill the exterminater got in the and sprayed the place. I have no problem with wild animal, poisonous reptikes or anything else, but most insects make me feel.... icky.

 

I don't know about drinking cow shit