One of my best friends in college my freshman year had a pretty killer hookah that his brother brought back from a trip to Afganistan. It was great fun to smoke out of and it was quite beautiful. He kept it in the corner of his dorm room and when it wasn't in use he simply put a lamp shade on the top of it (it was about five feet tall) and never worried about an RA busting him for it. It honestly looked like a decorative lamp