Only in Britain Be very proud to be British Because... Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage. Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have ‘call waiting’ so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place. Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink. NOT TO MENTION......... 3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue. 142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts. 58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers. 31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in. 9 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolates. British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents. 101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. 18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth. A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth. 5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars. And finally......... In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet............................ RULE BRITANNIA!! Information provided from a friend in the medical service
I was just going to go into a tirade about .. Britain being friggin great.. and you need your head looking at.. Then i noticed you like Citys of gold.. So carry on , i'll leave you too it
Its just i bit of fun I'm British but not there for now ...so you like MCOG nothing compares these days children today will never experience any thing like it..lol children of the sun some memories for you ;-)
this once again proves that holland should be part of britain, cuz we have these things too... Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters. Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.
why is there always only 1 checkout girl in dutch supermarkets and there all just going nice and easy no stress and there is 20 people waiting.....LoL
I think thats the same everywhere. Except i can see the lighting a jumper on fire after trying it on with a lit cigarette in your mouth happening to a british person quite easily
