christmas joke

Discussion in 'Humor' started by astro_chris, Dec 19, 2005.

  1. astro_chris

    astro_chris Member

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    One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
    Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."


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    astro_chris, Dec 19, 2005
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  3. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    what do you call Britney Spears, Christina Aguleria, and Mother Teresa all in room?

    HO HO HO!
     
    Eugene, Dec 23, 2005
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  5. experimenting youth

    experimenting youth Member

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    I asked this girl what country santa claus comes from and she said ireland
    me: Irland wot do u mean ireland silly girl
    her: well theres 6 windows and 2 doors in our house and he still chooses to come down the chimney
     
    experimenting youth, Dec 30, 2005
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  7. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    i dont get it


    why does santa hate jewish kids?
     
    Mr MiGu, Dec 30, 2005
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  9. _chris_

    _chris_ Marxist

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    The irish stereotype is that thye're thick
     
    _chris_, Dec 30, 2005
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