I ate Chuck Norris for breakfast.

Booya...

 

He looks like he'd taste a little gamey.

 

did you use ketchup?

 

I had one of those egg skillet things...

 

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names
for his left and right legs.

 

22 Chuck Norris Facts

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
5. Chuck Norris defines love as the reluctance to murder. If you’re still alive, it’s because Chuck Norris loves you.
6. Chuck Norris isn’t hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
7. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
8. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
9. There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
10. Chuck Norris can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property.
11. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
12. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
13. Chuck Norris invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
14. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
15. Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
16. Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
17. When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
18. Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill.
19.When Chuck Norris jumps into a body of water, he doesn’t get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris instead.
20. Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
21. Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
22. When Chuck Norris runs with scissors, other people get hurt.

 

Another random fact about Chuck...he has twins.

The only reason I know that is because I myself have twins and read it on a parents of twins site.

 

I've always wanted to have twins, but alas the opportunity never presented itself...

 

Do you mean that you wanted twins as a parent or that you wanted to tag team a set of twins?

 

Yes.

 

Ok, honestly, I have to admit, I'd never be able to handle a set of twins. My brain would explode. But sometimes I get in weird moods and like to play make believe.

 

I never thought I'd want twins until I had them. In fact, when I found out I was having twins I freaked out. I mean, we were trying to get pregnant so that wasn't a surprise, it was the fact that it was twins. There were absolutely no twins on my side of the family, although my mother-in-law was a twin from a boy-girl set (just like I have) but her twin brother died during birth.

So the crazy thing is, my hubby wasn't the one who determined the twinning. Because my twins are fraternal, it was all me. I released two eggs and boom, he hit them both. I have an 80% chance of conceiving twins (or more) again because during various cycles I release more than one egg. Crazy, huh?

But to be honest, if I were able, I'd absolutely love to have another set of twins. It's awesome. A lot of work, yes, but well worth it. It's amazing to watch the two of them and the bond that they share.

 

Exactly.

Ok, I'll stop.

I'm just being goofy like usual. Forgive me beautiful mother?

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Wasn't there a joke about a kung fu chicken named Cluck Norris?

 

Sure I forgive you, I'm goofy as well, so we're in the same boat.

And geez, you're making me blush...

 

You definitely deserve a good blush every now and then.

This boat we are in... do we have to row it, or does it have a working engine?

 

It's a row-boat.

 

Hey, I was just looking at your gallery...your wife is beautiful! You go guy!

 

Thank you! She is beautiful. Not sure how I landed her, but I try not to ask any questions...

Care if we just float for a while? My arms are tired.

 

Your welcome. She looks like a sweetheart.

Yes, I suppose we can just float for a while, soak up some sun.