Christmas in America

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by confessor, Dec 17, 2005.

  1. confessor

    confessor Member

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    Christmas blows. I used to hate Thanksgiving, because I never had anything to give thanks for, other than what our ancestors put over on the natives. Thanksgiving has become to mean the day my relatives get together and proclaim how much more they've accomplished than me.

    But now Christmas is worse. These same relatives show up with gifts of which worth I can't reciprocate, reinforcing the Thanksgiving complex. When the Wise Men gave baby Jesus gold, frankincense, an mur, did they expect Mary an Joseph to give them fancy robes? No, they weren't even expecting new socks.

    And what's up with the mur? I've always wondered about that:

    "What are you giving the Baby Jesus Abishia?"

    I've decided to present him with gold, what are you giving?"

    "I've have a delectable sample of frankincense. I'm sure He will love it. What about you, Baalim?"

    "Uh, what? We're leaving today? Well, let's see, I've got .... I ... Hey, here's some mur ... Yeah mur, that's the ticket"

    According to the Bible Jesus died for our sins. We celebrate his birthday by feeding the corporate machine that is slowing consuming us. I have a sweatshirt my wife picked up at a yard sale that says "Most people fix things with duct tape, God used nails." Maybe He should have used drywall screws.
     
  2. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    christmas in the usa does realy suck ...
     
  3. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    Jesus fucking christ. There should be an official I hate christmas thread where you people can confine your holiday-hatred to so those of us who happen to love the holidays (shopping for other people, cooking, baking, time with family etc YAY!) don't have to read this humbug, anti-consumerist crap. If your'e really that anti-presents then why the fuck don't you not get anyone anything, sell all your stuff and go live in the goddamn wilds



    and myrrh is an incense


    and yes, I'm having a bad fucking day
     
  4. NaykidApe

    NaykidApe Bomb the Ban

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    I can relate confessor. But I'm luckier, my closest relative is 2500 miles away.
     
  5. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I think most people just enjoy getting together with their families and exchanging gifts as a sign of appreciation.

    Most of us aren't as concerned about the corporate devil swallowing our souls and just enjoy a day of generousity to our families and friends and get a little trinket for ourselves too. If you don't like your family or gifts Christmas probably isn't for you.

    Have you thought about the Fourth Of July? You get to blow up a little bit of America. [​IMG]
     
  6. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    You tell 'em Ihmurria. [​IMG]
     
  7. NaykidApe

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    you forgot to say "like that other asshole, Naykidwhatever".
     
  8. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    Christmas in Japan is better. They took the trees and presents and commercialism and let the religious connotation go by the wayside.


    I'm not Christian, so I'm one of the many that enjoys Christmas as a secular holiday, and it doesn't make it any less fun. It's a commercial holiday for a commercial culture.
     
  9. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    yeah! like that other asshole :p

    sorry... anti-xmas people have been surrounding me today and bombarding me with why xmas sucks, and I'm so psyched for the holidays this year, it's just really pissy
     
  10. AshtonsMom

    AshtonsMom Banned

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    LMFAO....I feel that way ALOT...if you don't like the holiday, don't celebrate it.
     
  11. Lodui

    Lodui One Man Orgy

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    I'm not religious at all, but I think taking a few days out a year to spend some time with family and have a little holiday is kosher.
     
  12. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    google n salaki [sp] are frankensense n myrr ....they are tree resins and i got some here ......anyway santas an asshole ....
     
  13. NaykidApe

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    Twas the week before Christmas

    And all through the forums
    We sought to escape all the sickening decorum.

    Each poster was slunk in his chair full of gloom
    For his good-for-nothing relatives were in the next room.

    All at once on the roof
    There arose such a rucus
    That I turned in my chair
    and said "Hey! What the heck was that?"
     
  14. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    Hell yeah.
     
  15. makno

    makno Senior Member

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    yes a festivus for the restofus ......thats what we need .......
     
  16. Therefore...

    Therefore... Antidentite

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    Feats of strength!
     
  17. confessor

    confessor Member

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    Well I Googled frankincense, I wanted to spell it with a c ...

    How many ways are there to spell myrr? Myrrrh?

    I looked it up, it's myrrh. but if it's an incense (actually the definition is fragrance) and frankincense is is an incense (fragrance), wouldn't one of them be obliged to exchange it? Did they give receipts in those days? Would Mary bother walking all the way back to town, or just put one back to give to someone else next year?

    Well I had to try to get somebody's goat, I was wondering where everyone was. Figured you were all at WalMart :)

    Those names for the wise men? I actually looked in the Bible for those ...



    I'm really sorry you've had such a tough day Ihmurria. Didn't actually mean to upset you more, if I was serious I wouldn't have posted this in Random Thoughts. And in true form of my username I do enjoy time with the family, esp the members who drink ;) Also enjoy the long vacation. However the cooking and baking spiels I suppose are better left to the wife. And me, shopping for other people? Yeah, hehe.

    Actually the 4th is my favorite holiday


    :D
     
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