Whats Anal like?

Aaahahahahaha so NOT true.
Up until I was 26 I had only screwed chicks up the ass twice, both times when the "front door was out of order".
Then my 16-year old neighbor Judy Booty asked for it (turned out she'd been taking it up the behind since she was 13). After doing her rear end a couple of times, I wanted it everytime I had sex.
And sometimes I preferred doing it over "regular" sex. Like if I could choose just one, either pussy or ass, I'd choose ass every time.
Judy had the ability to cum from just ass-fucking and playing with her clit, leaving me free to plow her back fourty without worrying if she was gonna cum. She always did and could time it just as I came. And the contactions of her cumming asshole was UNBELIVABLY superb, and milked me dry every time.

For the first time it helps if the reciepient is at least mildly drunk. A pre-assfuck lower back rub also helps. And use lots of lube. You may not like it the first time, but it gets better each time you do it.

 

Ive been doing anal since I was 16, I like it alot, and it doesnt have the enema effect, even when he cums inside me.

 

It's great, but not for the faint of heart.

 

The enema part is not what i was talkinh anout. The asshore getting "ripped open" is what solicited the "asshole" comment. If someone experiences extreme pain or damage from anal sex, then the pitcher is not being kind and patient. There is no reason that anal sex has to be painfull.

I apologize for the implication that you husband is an asshole hippychickmama. I have no idea if he is or not, but your comment made it sound like your anal experience was with someone who did not know what they were doing, or did not care. Sorry i missed the joke.

Jim

 

its like having a cock up your arse

 

painful, ive tried it twice both times with super good intentions thinking okay I can do this it's suppossed to feel great after the painful part is over and both times i ended up saying stop stop it hurts...i think it's meant as an exit only zone

 

It's okay, I just got on the defense because I love my husband dearly and like a mama bear, I stick up for my own.

That's the thing about the internet sometimes. You don't always know when someone is just being silly or if they're being serious. Plus, I've got a very dry sense of humor. *smiles*

 

They sell an 'Anal Sex Starter Kit' online. You could find it on google. It has a

small butt plug. Then you use a larger one, etc. You have to gradually work up

to it. It comes with Anal lube & instructions.

Porn stars do it with no discomfort.

 

lol carrot is way too small width wise.. but go ahead

 

RANGERDANGER ROCKS very knowledgeable and smart guy. much respect for him

 

not something that i will be attempting to do any time soon.

fucking hurts.

 

What is an "Enema"???

 

Urgh...I dunno how to describe it to you, but from what I get an Enema is way of flushing your system out.

Dictionary.com says that an Enema is:

The injection of liquid into the rectum through the anus for cleansing, for stimulating evacuation of the bowels, or for other therapeutic or diagnostic purposes.

That describes it better than what I can..at any rate. Sounds like fun, doesn't it?

 

o yeah ive heard of those to lose weight and such

 

I posted a bit of anal advice on another thread about anal lube. what follows is a copy of that post.

I would never suggest that anyone use a desensitizing lube. If you are experienceing that much pain, then things are not right.

We enjoy occasional anal sex, but only when everything feels just right. If i am feeling like it, she will tell me if it is "a good time" or not. Then we never have anal sex until she has had several orgasms from vaginal sex. At that point, she can relax enough for painless anal penetration using only her natural lubricant and a bit of spit. In my experience, the natural lube is far better than anything else we have tried. We get less damage/pain that way than if we splashed lube all over the place, plus it is cleaner by far.

One recomendation for preparation for anal sex. While having vaginal sex, change the angle to a more verticle position. In the missionary position, the man moves further up the woman's body so that the shaft of his cock rubs her clit. At that angle, each stroke massages her colon and pushes anything that you do not want to encounter far away from the anal opening. It also gets all the natural lubrication flowing. This position will be uncomfortable for her if she has something in the colon that needs to go, so it is also a way to know whether or not it is a "good time".

We have also experimented with enemas before hand, but i do not recomend that practice. It is not very pleasent. It takes time and is quite an interruption, and it leaves the colon free of natural lube.

The best lube we have ever used for anal sex is crushed ripe bananna. Sounds kinda gross, but it is way slippery, and it does not get sticky as you go. Don't knock it till you try it.


Jim

 

It is like when you are constipated and then when you finally take a shit it feels like your asshole is splitting wide open. You try to think about anything but how stretched your rim is and how it could tear like a stretched balloon.

 

Try a small lubed butt plug once every 3 days to start, to stretch & get used to it slowly.

 

Leave the butt plug in for at least 8 hours a day for 4 or 5 days. Your rim will trick itself into thinking it is closed. Then when you take the plug out your hole will actually be open a little and the dick should go in very easy. You should still use plenty of lube. You don't have to worry about any poo falling out. I've had a butt plug in all day at school before. When I am bored in class sometimes I just rock back and forth in my desk and feel the plug pushing into and out of my hole. I've actually came right in class (while watching a movie with the lights out).

 

that's hot akdjfaskdfjasdjflkdj (bizarre name)
i think because of the tightness of the ass in the first place, anal feels more like your guy is putting something huge inside you. which is always good i think. my boyfriend always rims me and tongue-fucks me first before we have anal and spends a long time getting me ready, drools in my ass a lot and then goes for it and it is always incredible.

 

I LOLED