Ok So What I Read This And It Reminded Me Of Some Of You

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don'tDisguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want
Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has
Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling
Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

1 2. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.

Its Called therapy.

"If you always think what you always thought, you'll always do what
you always did and you'll always get what you always got and think
what you always thought!"

 

I always hate those things for some reason. Not sure why, I just always think of some 12 year old girl reading them out.

 

i have to say thats pretty funny i already do number 8 daily for the past like 10 years

 

hahaha. nice. i was watching this one show that had this one person wish at a well, and then a bunch of bunnys run out and make him a king. and then he yells, "my wish came true! im king of the monkeys!!!!"

 

LMFAO! find a clip of it... PLEASE!

 

i wish i could. i have no clue were i saw it.