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Discussion in 'Humor' started by peacefulYouth8, Dec 16, 2005.

  1. peacefulYouth8

    peacefulYouth8 Member

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    A man enters a bar and orders a drink. THe bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail and then asks him "WHats your IQ?" THe man replies 150 and the robot proceeds to discuss global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmetnal interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology and sexual proclivities. THe man is very impressed and thinks 'THis is really cool.'

    He decides to test the robot. HE walks out of the bar, turns around, and re-enters to order another drink. Again the robot serves him the perfect drink and asks "What's your IQ?" THe man responds 'about 100.' Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodel, favorite fast foods, guns and womens breasts.

    Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to do one more test. He returns, the robot serves him a drink and asks "What's you IQ?" THe man replies 'er... 50 i think.'

    ANd the robot says "er........ So you gonna vote for Bush again?"
     
  2. solaris

    solaris Member

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    hehehe good one and welcome to the boards
     
  3. buttrfly)i(

    buttrfly)i( Member

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    nice one....

    stupid bush supporters!

    -kaytee
     

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