*sigh* he's such an asshole, he just lives to bother everyone. The first day I got back from the west coast I gave myself a nosebleed banging my head on the wall (oops). He'll just walk by and spit on me, or slap me, or burp/fart/whatever, or say "haha you stupid ****" and then tell my dad (who believes him) I said something I didn't. He does the same to my little brother except he fools him into believing he's his friend half the time just so he can take his stuff (usually his food, or candy). There's no way to get rid of him, nobody really wants him around but we can't afford say, military school or anything. ehhh, what should I slip in his food?
aww, i'm sorry to hear he's such an asshole. trust me, i can relate. i've got two older brothers.. they both treat me like dirt. the oldest, especially, does everything in his power to upset me.. including saying things he KNOWS i strongly disagree with.. like.. "I wish Bush would just bomb all third-world countries.. canada, us, and japan are the only countries worth keeping. everyone else should die," "why don't you get in the kitchen? that's the only place women belong," etc. etc... it's unbelievable how racist, sexist, and prejudice he is towards everyone.. and he knows it kills me to hear him say those things; YET, he does it just to piss me off. not only that, he'll make up things about me to my parents to get me in trouble, or, to my face he'll say some really cruel insult about my appearance or friends or personality or something. UGH, we need to do something about these brothers!
sorry 'bout your evil bro. maybe you could do something to his stuff? I can't do anything, because no matter what he does it's ALWAYS my fault and I should "ignore it because you're a couple years older". Yeah, ignore your brother spitting on you. Oh! I've got an idea... put Nair in his shampoo bottles... :X
I have an evil brother too, but I also have a bad, bad father! My brother is in te army (my father adores him and think he's perfect) and maybe that's why he's a racist and a sexist. It really freaks me out when they're discussing things like Iraq. They just have this short view! My whole family is like this, I'm on my island! Does anyone have the same problem? Share my island, it's very nice and warm!
im on my little own island too, but my sisters on it with me. everyone else is always talkin bout killin' the towelheads(no offense to anyone!!). but the problem with my sister is that she just ignores them, i actually talk back and stick up for what i believe. hmm maybe thats why my parents hate me....
put some turbo-lax (or any other kind of laxitive) in his drink..then make sure theres no toilet paper in the bathrooms
eh he does sound like a little asshole...me and my brother used to fight alll the time when we were younger now its less fighting but its still there...we're either fighting or just not talking yeah i probably would like to have a better relationship but he's just such a little asshole that i dont want to lol...just get ahead of him so when you're older you can rub it in his face
