ok, so i smoke weed pretty habitually, and my parents have found out... but they think i've only done it like 5 or 6 times... now my mom is threatening to test me in a few weeks, and the last time i smoked was saturday. does anyone know of a great way to flush your system that ACTUALLY works... if you do, can you please post it? thanks PEACE
A LOT of water! Drink it every chance possible. I heard pickle juice works too but I dunno if that is true
yeah...lots and lots and lots and FUCKING lots of water so you need to go to the bathroom every friggen ten minutes. also exercise a freakin lot as well, too make sure you sweat a lot!!!!!!!!!!!!1
A few weeks? Listen, the most hardcore stoner wouldn't have to do jack shit, because even a chronic toker's system will clean its self in about a month of his/her last toke.
yeah, i think your system clears in about 20-30 days at the least. but if you wanna be on the safe side then try detox stuff or laxatives..thats gotta clear your system!
There is no set schedule for THC to leave your body. I have a friend who just passed a test on 14 days, it could take up to a month, it's all depending on you.
lots of fluids and lots physical activity helps cleans your kidneys . drink lots of tea before getting tested and vitamins tends to screw up test becouse of all the minerals in it . the tea flushes the kidneys.
Kidneys have nothing to do with it. When THC enters your body it binds to fat molecules, and it is not water soluable. Tea is just as good as water and the vitamins are used to make the pee yellow (Well It actually comes out in a neon yellow/green). PLEASE don't hand out wronge info. The only reason of drinking alot of fluids is to dilute your piss. Which means you will have more concentration of water than the piss itself. No piss= Not enough 9-carboxy-11-nor-delta-9-THC (what THC breaks down to in body) to test for.
I passed my test in 14 days... I didn't even know the test was coming and I didn't do shit to get anything out of my system.
get a clean friend to pee for you in a condom, keep it in the fridge, site on it for like 15 minutes prior to the test. thc can stay in your system from 2 hours-45+ days so drink alot of cranberry juice, water, and exercise a hell of alot.
a friend of my just had that scare. it was 8 days and she didnt know about it. i think she was drinking a lot of water just in case. luckly she passed. i think if you take asprin or somthing like that it will mix up the results, but i dont know so you might want to check that out.
Yeah asprin causes false negatives. If you go that rout make sure you are taking asprin and not APAP, that can cause a false positive.
aspirin does NOT create a false negative. IBprofren used to but all tests done now have been fixed to where that no longer happens. there is no longer anything that creates a false negative for marijuana.
I'm pretty sure there are some pills you can buy at GNC that will create a false negative. I personally know someone who was definately NOT clen use them to pass a test to get a job.....
man i hear that drinking cranberry juice works and it tastes good, a hell of alot better than pickle juice. i wont do anything tho and if something comes up, which it shouldnt and if it does wont be very much, just tell her it was from the last of the 6 times you did it
