yes the rumors are true

yes but I can please her far more with my magical tongue

 

is it just me or does that tongue look scary....

 

lmfao

 

no no it's magical... it can change colors
I like to make it rainbow

 

wtf?!!?

 

it looks diseased to me...

 

wow. that IS scary.

 

Eating a snowcone is the magical secret to pleasing a woman?

Awesome.

 

that tongue's scary, i don't wanna marry you

so shelly... :H

 

hahahaha

 

aha.


now THIS is getting interesting

 

better that way anyways

if you hear somethin in the closet while you two are goin at it, it's just the wind, and if you ever see me sitting in there with a camera, it's a hallucination

 

I'm lighting their wedding


I'm thinking pars everywhere for a slimming affect, a few scoops over the altar for a dramatic shadow affect, all gelled in surreal blues and greens.....

we can do reds and pinks too, but it might look tacky and vegas wedding ish if you go that direction....

 

I know, right.

 

techie, marry me and you can plan our wedding

 

or you could marry a real sexy chick, and he could plan the wedding
yes, two lesbian couples to perv on

 

see the thing is I've already planned out my horribly unlikly wedding


steel roses freaking everywhere

I can't get married until I've actually learnt to make them, but people who make bar stock swords (charletons whos carcassas should be picked clean by the vultures and souls should be eternally burned in the lowest hottest pits of fiery hell) so it can't be terribly difficult....

 

hahahaahha

 

haha, I love that some guys have thought about their wedding while I havent' even thought about colours, when or who. Fuck, I doubt I'll ever get married.

though maybe I should marry a chick, if nothing else than for the tax breaks

 

I wonder I I could get Married and Annulled in the same day? Anyone know how long the paperwork takes?