Stoners need tazers.

If stoners had tazers, no dealer would fuck with ya because we'd all be able to zap the motherfucker and get our money back, or a better deal.

We'd also have hella fun zapping each-other.

Haha someone would have to go to the hospital.

 

I was ripped off my ass the other night as we were leaving the hockey rink and out front were a bunch of high school kids, there was a high school game on a different sheet of ice, being 17 year old drunks. There were a bunch of cops chasing them with laser sighted stun guns...I got a good kick out of it.

There are a bunch of good deals on the interent for personal tasers.
http://www.safetygearhq.com/stunmaster775.htm
some "fun" could be had with a few of these

 

I'd just assume use a harpoon.

 

So much for that slogan of "Don't be a silly dill, 120 volts can kill!"... Those fuckin things pack 775,000v. I think I'd rather have the one that shoots the receptacles though... More fun

 

I'd imagine packing one of those suckers in your pants wouldn't be too comfortable. DONT EVEN try to stick it in your ass to hide it from the cops, either... Then again I guess most people don't go sticking loaded guns up their arse-hole when the cops come for them either... OJ would've had a FUCKING hard time with that machete LOL

 

eeek

 

oww! Fuck dude. I didn't need to hear that.

 

tazers will just get your ass beat down harder than ever

use your dome, u think a dealer is just gonna be some loner slanging?

what are u gonna do with your little tazer when 6 guys jump on you?

i saw a guy use a tazer at a club ones, hit some guy and everyone backed away, like right after he was standing there thinkin he was hot shit, one of the guys buddies Bottled him from behind and they bootfucked him till his face was unrecognizable

 

Man, I dunno... I would be stoned, and probably pull a Road Runner and end up shocking myself... I still have welts from the airsoft gun incident.

 

how long ago?

 

It's the amps that kill you. That voltage from those batteries is transformed from 36v to 775,000v. The more you raise the voltage, the lower the current, or amount of amps.

 

if someone tries to taze you, and you see it coming, just try as hard as possible to make contact with them befor they touch you. Like try and grab his arm/face/whatever with one of your hands, and the taze will hurt him more than yourself.

 

Man, I have one of those electro-shock therapy things called "Dr.Ho's blahblahblah" and it hurts like a bitch. I couldn't imagine getting shocked with a tazer.

 

tazers=violence

hippys = love
stoners =love
ya use violence to help you get high,why do you think its illegal,becose they use the argument that it makes people be violent and steal.
if you dont like your dalers or think you will get riped off,fuckin grow it yourself.
useing a fuckin tazer is gonna just give babylon justification to keep it illegal.
frog

 

"Stoners need tazers" thread = joke

At least I hope he's joking, because I sure as hell was when I said I wanted a harpoon. lol

 

Lol, yeah it's a joke, but I still want a harpoon

 

Me too, but not so I can impale my dealers. lol

 

I hear that shit.

 

twizz... every single thread that you have started has been a joke

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=134985

^ case in point...

 

stfu hippy

there are no real hippy's on this forum, or else u wouldnt be on a fucking computer

they are just wanna-be's who dont like to work