pretty smashed

It was my birthday weekend and we went out to Bennigans. See, it's not every year that I go out to eat. To make a long story short, 6 long island teas and I'm home now finishing up the night with a forty of the crooked I listening to TOOL. Hi everyone. Hope you're feeling as good as I am.


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uuh... who the fuck are you?

 

"Bennigans" sounds like its anything but fun


Sounds really lame actually


But Happy Birthday

 

What's the crooked?

 

Let me be the first to wish you a honest and sincere Happy Birthday.

But what the hell is a Bennigans?

 

"Bennigans" is making me laugh now.

 

Bennigans sounds like a guy who is too fat and wears thick glasses.

 

It really is a horrible name for a restaurant.

 

It is even a more horrible name for a whaleshark.