Hotdogs kick ASS

I love hotdogs... Maybe the best stoner food in my books... Anything warm and kind of summery is great.

 

Then I'm sure you don't know what they're made of

 

Hot dogs = slaughterhouse floor sweepings (flavored with rat droppings). They're 1/3 LARD.

There are a few good brands--there's one brand that uses only chicken breast meat--but most hot dogs are CRAP.

 

Yeah... I don't eat hot dogs...

 

You've gotta eat the kosher ones....and only the kosher ones that the really devote Jews suggest haha

My friend from Folklore, her dad is like a Jew spokesperson or something? haha I dunno...he works for jews...but not like a rabbi (sp?) or anything...and she said something with an S...

 

I love them they taste great when your stoned.

 

Holy fuck bro. I never want to eat another hot dog.

What about the all beef ball parks?

 

jesus, i was perfectly fine eating questionable hotdogs.

why the hell did you have to tell me the horrible shit the put in them?

ignorance is bliss

 

^ Right there with ya bro. I always new it was shitty cuts of meat, but the simple term flavored rat droppings sealed the deal of hot dog abstinence.

 

Well if all those ingrediants were true, I personally dont believe the FDA would aprove of it, haha cmon people wake up!

 

its left over from the cows and pigs stuffed into the skin of a pigs smaller intestine

 

It uses everything from pigs except their snout. They throw everything in there; including spoiled and even moldy meat, any meat that falls on the floor, which is how the rat droppings get in there, and a whole lot of other shit...

 

Then why do they taste sooooooooooo good

 

ok that intestine thing did it for me, fuck hotdogs i'm never eataing them again

 

ok now we have done the hotdogs who wants to start with what they put into "beef" patties? and chicken nuggets with no chicken in them. You have to know by now that if you eat cheap shitty processed junk that your not actually eating real food.

 

Well, the thing about hot-dogs is that they are pretty much what's left over that you can't put in a sausage.
It's pretty nasty, but hey most meat is so go for it.

On the other hand there are veggie-dogs, they only have tofu and afticial flavoring (another icky thing sometimes). I'm a veggie btw.

 

Hot dogs have some gross crap in them, but just dont think about it and they'll still taste good =P

Anything you buy that has been mass produced is bound to have gross shit in it somewhere along the lines. Ketchup is full of bug parts that got crushed up with the tomatos, etc etc.

I've heard that soy and tofu isn't that healthy for you either. Something about soy having female hormones in it or something. I dunno, point is, nothing you buy in the supermarket is too safe or healthy for you, so choose your poison.

 

The color of uncooked tofu makes me want to barf. As long as it tastes good, looks good, and smells good I don't care whats in it. It's food.

 

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, I've had tofu dogs and they were disgusting.

Garden burgers are good, soy chicken nuggets and buffalo wings are tastey too, but the tofu dog was just like warm mush in a bun... Ate one once and decided never again.

 

I've tried some really bad tofu dogs... But I've found one brand that tastes great, it's nearly all protein too.