Everybody Insult Me.

In that case, I insulted you more than anyone else.

 

www.engrish.com

There ya go.

 

HEY....dont make me...........warn you again and again and again......about failing to insult me in this thread!!!!!!

 

I spit in your general direction!

 

[size=+1]Hi, I will try to really insult you this time.[/size]

When you see "Yo momma" think of "Crummyrummy" and all the "she's" should be "he's", the "hers" should be "hims" etc.





[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said, "Sorry, No Professionals."[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly they filmed, "Gorillas in the Mist," in her shower.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote![/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out![/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested![/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her![/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone![/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone![/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!![/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road![/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly the NHL banned her for life.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border![/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.[/size]

[size=+1]Yo momma so ugly she scares the roaches away.[/size] [size=+1]Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.[/size]

 

Yo post so long I didn't read it.

 

Yo dick so small I did not feel it.

 

My dick is quite large. Your rectum has just been stretched by repeated gang bangs to the point of being used as a beer keg.

 

I still think these arent directed at me.......

 

You drink from the ass-keg. Satisfied?

 

*claps* you actually said something funny...

 

This is hilarious! Good shit, man!

 

one....two...three....push!

 

ah, its back and I still am not getting insulted.

 

I hate you crummyrummy and I would enjoy kicking you in the balls.



*goes back to being innocent...*