Greatest Most Amazing Joke

Discussion in 'Humor' started by sexy_drug, Dec 9, 2005.

  1. sexy_drug

    sexy_drug Member

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    Ready? ok well here it goes........ FEMINISM
     
  2. confessor

    confessor Member

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    Q. If February is Black History Month and March is Women's History
    Month, what happens the rest of the year?

    A. Discrimination.

    Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he is in diapers.

    What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

    If they can send a man to the moon - why can't they send them all?

    Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

    Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

    Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

    Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    If you want a committed man, look in the mental hospital

    The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.
     
  3. Stillravenmad

    Stillravenmad Member

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    I'm afraid I've had people insult my beliefs in much more clever ways than that.
     
  4. Nalencer

    Nalencer Dig Yourself

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    I am for feminism in that women and men should have equal rights. I'm against feminism in the form where it is used to discriminate against men just because they're men. Just because one group was originally descriminated against does not mean that when the tables are turned it's acceptable.
     
  5. Araknat

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    Women should be able to work and do anything they want, as long as they have dinner ready when you get home. :)
     
  6. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    I t'ink that women are able to do anything a man can do, perhaps even better.
    Except for peeing your initials in the snow witout walking around like a crab.
     
  7. freakon

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    ok, i don't like macho guys that tell me what to do, no fucking way. BUT, i really don't like this feminism brainwash. Feminism IS ACTUALLY CREATING MORE SEPARATION BETWEEN THE SEXES. I mean, the way men are portrayed by a mojority of feminist is fucking SEXIST! And then it's a fashion to say that if woman would rule the world, everything would be so fucking good.
    But i can tell u that many woman in my life have actually treated me like shit and used me in many ways. SO if we generalise: men are rapist adrenaline junkies w small brain and no feelings or intuitions, I could say this of woman: they are beauty and money obssesd, manipulating, false (lying, and smiling)who just gossip....
    I mean,stop the SEXISM. Femisnism is creating sexism
     
  8. is it because of the feminism joke that sexy joke was banned? Bit harsh eh?
     

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