If Stoners had their own country.

That's absolutely brilliant!

 

lol one very lazy ass country. lazy but happy

 

hmmm Ive met some stoners that were dicks and some sober people that rule
maybe instead of having to be a stoner there could be personality screening

 

damn dude that would kick ass!! School would be hella cool
Joint Rolling 101
Weed Growing and Hydroponics 101
Hash cooking 101
Bowl packing 101

 

hahah there would be alot of fat people

 

I think it would actually work and stuff. not everyone is dumb like someone else said. But a great deal would lazy.
Quotes from the pres:
"Know what'd be cool? Is if we nuked like, Iraq. That'd be cool. I like things that are bright and shiny"
"We need a bigger budget, or something like that."
"My fellow pot smokers....... Check out this fatty I rolled, now lets get chinese eyed." (nothing against chinese ppl but Cheech said it.)
"I need to hire the best chef in this country to be on call 24?7 in case we run out of food in the green house."

Also he would have lips stained with resin.
And yes, what I said up there is correct, the GREEN house. Oh Yeah. And he would probably weigh like 300 lbs. cuz he would have to stress about wars cuz everyone in the country would be mellow. And as for the dude that said tobacco and alcohol would be banned, why get rid of such wonderful things? Where do you think blunt wrap comes from?

 

Just found this thread, totally LMFAO at the 99.9% crops post.

 

ya. my words exactly. im gonna make me some

 

There's a place in Australia like that. The name escapes me,but everyone smokes there. Or something like that..

Look it sher.

 

don't know if this has already been posted because i didn't read through the replies but if stoners had their own country, everybody would just share their weed, there would be no buying and selling because everybody would be growing and sharing......

there would also be times set aside throughout the day where everybody would drop everything and get stoned

 

this country sounds soooo communistic.

 

There would be no law against accidently sleeping in someone else's porch

and there would be so many good chefs

 

I think it'd be better if there was a country where all weed grows as often as trees..It'd be like 20 plants per actual tree... That'd be sick if it was canada...

 

and the dirt was made of hash, and the snow was made of keif.

good stuff.

 

If snow was made of kief then Canada would be a bloody gold mine.

 

then we'd have to deal with the freeloading americans

 

im american!!! but i fucking hate free loaders!!!!!!!!!! no really...
i ALWAYS share... even if i have only one bowl..... lol...
but i bought a OZ yesterday.. so ill share if u do..... lol.... ha////

 

I think that we would be too stoned to stop anyone from coming across the boarder

"Dude, you know what we should have? Stuff to stop the other stuff from coming over here from the smakes of united america!"

 

we'll have an e- session

 

sounds good.....

*passes fat blunt to darksideofthemoon*
"..... hit this shit...."