This guy had a black eye

and it totally gave me butterflies in my panties.

 

Hahaha

 

you are morbid

 

Did this guy look fucking hot in this black eye?

 

Well, I wanted to fuck him right then and there, so I guess so.

 

I think men with black eyes are ugly.

 

weird.

 

those weren't butterflies......it was my tongue. I'm that good

 

That is an interesting thing to know....

 

you're not allowed to know that.....it is priveliged information. and no, you aren't privileged enough

 

You already told me though so now what does that mean?

 

here....have fun with this tidbit:

1. lollipopping
A sexual act in which an individual sucks on a used tampon during intercourse.


Did you see those new internet pictures of Dave Coulier lollipopping Whoopi Goldberg's tampax?

 

Wow I barfed in my mouth when you said that....... yuck. And a sandwhich doesn't taste as good the second time around.

 

another success

 

Yeah for you but not for me

 

did you swallow the barf back down?

 

Yeah. I couldn't run to the bathroom.

 

yummy....how'd it taste?

 

Wow, let it go. Changing subject now.

 

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