Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

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01. Talk about a huge breast!

02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

03. It's Cool Whip time!

04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

05. That's one terrific spread!

06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

07. Are you ready for seconds yet?

08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!


lol

 

NO, FUCK YOU Uncle Larry... Pass the Cranberry Sauce!

 

Hahahahahaha! Good one Hacker - the best one!!! LMFAO!

 

I don't get it. Why can't you say those things at other times.

 

haha, i was kinda thinking that..."why cant you say these things at other times?" i guess if you are a nun or something LOL

 

"i need a fock"
(only works in boston)

 

hahaha. yes!!!

how 'bout this one: pass the b'daydas

 

yummay!!

 

How about: let me fuck that turkey before you chop it's head off - mmmm - no can do - it can be said on other occasions too...