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Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by loopie, Dec 1, 2005.

  1. loopie

    loopie Member

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    01. Talk about a huge breast!

    02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    03. It's Cool Whip time!

    04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

    05. That's one terrific spread!

    06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

    07. Are you ready for seconds yet?

    08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

    10. Don't play with your meat.

    11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

    17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

    18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

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    lol
     
    loopie, Dec 1, 2005
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  3. Hacker

    Hacker Vescere Bracis Meis

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    NO, FUCK YOU Uncle Larry... Pass the Cranberry Sauce!
     
    Hacker, Dec 1, 2005
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  5. Friend

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    Hahahahahaha! Good one Hacker - the best one!!! LMFAO!
     
    Friend, Dec 1, 2005
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  7. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    I don't get it. Why can't you say those things at other times.
     
    Beyond-the-Clouds, Dec 1, 2005
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  9. loopie

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    haha, i was kinda thinking that..."why cant you say these things at other times?" i guess if you are a nun or something LOL
     
    loopie, Dec 1, 2005
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  11. ren

    ren Member

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    "i need a fock"
    (only works in boston)
     
    ren, Dec 6, 2005
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  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    hahaha. yes!!!

    how 'bout this one: pass the b'daydas
     
    fitzy21, Dec 6, 2005
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  15. loopie

    loopie Member

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    yummay!! :D
     
    loopie, Dec 14, 2005
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  17. Friend

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    How about: let me fuck that turkey before you chop it's head off - mmmm - no can do - it can be said on other occasions too...
     
    Friend, Dec 14, 2005
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