do you like the smell of patchouli?

you don't? that's craziness! i love it.

not really. when i worked at victoria's secret, i think my bitch of a boss understood how much i DESPISE scents and decided to keep my working in the "fragrance room," which i referred to as the 7th circle of hell. apparently i was very good at selling fragrances. probably in a desperate bid to totally clear the shelves of the horrific stench.

but as for any actual scent i DO like, i like very light, citrusy scents. no musks. if i wanna smell like a male animal in rut, i'll go roll in some bull elk piss.

 

I bath in that shit man, its the best smell there is to be found!
I HAVE SPOKEN

 

hahaha omfg to true...
I hate when anything is worn in excess...too much of anything smells of crap..

 

I have never smelled it, but from the descriptions....it sounds gross.

 

i wish they had a baked beans scent...mmm...the flies would sworm...

 

i want cotton candy. you know, you can make a decent patchouli by rolling in mossy, moldy dirt. it'll stick better if you get affectionate with a skunk beforehand...

 

I love patchouli...been wearing it for yrs...is there anything else? And yes, it definitely can be overdone.

KC, I love your humor...you totally crack me up, girl!!

 

my cousin tiffany was totally obsessed with patchouli. i'm still bitter. that shit gets into the paint on your walls, like cigarettes.

 

I found some real old insence stix from my mom. all had lost their smell, but the patchouli remains !!!

 

it's impossible to kill...i'm not kidding. the bedroom where my cousin slept over 15 years ago still stinks...

 

you know how sometimes you get good vibes from people even before you're close enough to smell them..


thats what he smelled like and i knew i was right