Cum

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by Interested, Dec 6, 2005.

  1. Interested

    Interested Member

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    What do you do with your cum when you jerk off? I developed a taste for mine many years ago and usually eat it.
     
  2. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    wipe it off...
     
  3. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Sell it on e-bay.
     
  4. Cheeky

    Cheeky Member

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    clean it up
     
  5. Fishbone

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    Down the shower drain usually.

    Fish
     
  6. Beyond-the-Clouds

    Beyond-the-Clouds Senior Member

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    Leave it where it is or wipe it off with my shirt or whatever.
     
  7. Use it to stick up notices like that guy in "Happiness"

    By the way, what does cum taste like?
     
  8. Fishbone

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    LOL, only one way to find out. Well, ok, two ways to find out, but I'm thinking you'd rather taste your own................ :eek:

    Fish
     
  9. Actually fish, if you could send some of your own in a little baggie down to Australia, i'd love to try yours.
     
  10. Fishbone

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    That'd be one long trip. Probably a little too crusty to taste at that point. LOL. I take it you were being a little sarcastic when you asked what cum tasted like, huh? I doubt you'd want mine to be the first you tasted.

    Yes, I'm gullible. :)

    Fish
     
  11. In all seriousness, i'd like "interested" to tell us what cum tastes like. But its a delicacy that I myselft would like to avoid for the time being.

    Has anyone heard of soggy sao? It happens at school and footy camps etc. A bunch of guys masturbate over a sao biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it. Just beautiful. Makes me proud to be a man. Fishbone, i'm being sarcastic
     
  12. Fishbone

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    LOL, yeah, Lying, here they call it the soggy waffle. Take an ego waffle, perform circle jerk, last guy to cum gets the *ahem* prize. The only time pre-mature ejaculation is your best friend. :D

    Fish
     
  13. I'm going to call dominos pizza now and ask for a cheeselovers
     
  14. diamondsontheinside

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    i leave it where it is and let it soak my panties or i clean myself out and lick it all off. or maybe i just take a shower. depends.
     
  15. Thats beautiful
     
  16. Interested

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    It tastes sexy, like nothing else. Not like cheese or anything like that (I throw up if I eat cheese, can't stand any kind of cheese except Kraft cheese slices or Cheese Whiz. And someone told me that is not even real cheese). But cum is probably a very acquired taste.
     
  17. El Duce

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    Many dominicans would buy it as they see it as " <- "if you are white" improving the gene pool " but they rather get it direct so they can marry a U.S citizen and bring the rest of the family in.
     
  18. How comforting
     
  19. Alternative_Thinker

    Alternative_Thinker Darth Mysterious

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    I'm sure you know this by now... But when you say stuff like that, you're bound to wake Jr. up. :p


    Anyway, I am fully aware this is not good ecologically, but I tend to cum on a wad of kleenexes, and throw it in the garbage can. Either that, or I use condoms when I masturbate so cleaning up is a bit easier..... But I chuck it in the garbage, anyway.
     
  20. diamondsontheinside

    diamondsontheinside Member

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    bwa ha ha ha!
     

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