A man and his wife driving to Florida from Canada stopped after 20 hours on the road and rented a hotel room. After a few hours of sleep they proceeded to check out and were astounded when handed a bill for $350.00 "I'd like to see the manager" says the husband. The manager shows up and proceeds to explain that they have a heated indoor swimming pool. "But I didn't swim in your pool" claims the husband. "It was available had you wanted to" says the manager "We have a sauna room and luxury conference facilities" the manager says "But I didn't use them" replied the husband "You could have if you had wanted" replies the manager And so this goes with the manager explaining all the amenities the hotel has and the husband complaining that they never used them. So finally the husband takes out his checkbook and writes the manager a check. "But this check is only for $100" says the manager "The other $250 is for sex with my wife" says the husband "But I didn't have sex with your wife" replies the manager "You could have if you wanted too" says the husband
