my phone

rings so fucking much, you would think I was a drug dealer or something

 

THat could be considered a good thing.. Lately my phone has been kinda dead to me

 

actually its really annoying.....if I was selling drugs it would be different.....but its just a bunch of people I really would prefer not to talk to

 

damn booty calls eh?

 

you could put it on silent

 

I did, I turned the ringer off....fuck these people

 

mine hardly rings at all.

i think people finally got the hint that i dont answer. oh well.

 

I only answer my phone sometimes. but when i dont want to talk to nobody it rings like crazy

 

holy fuck, I just checked messages and there were like 12 of them.....this is getting annoying....sure, I have nothing better to do, but I don't like any type of social interaction at all

 

my phone has been disconnected for about two months or so...but when use to be on, id never answer it anyways...would always either be someone pranking me like they were in pre-k or people who dont speak english and got the wrong number...

 

arent u the popular one

 

thats the spirit

 

SHOULD we think you are a drug dealer?

We already know too much about you...

 

no, I'm not a drug dealer, thats the problem......itspeople calling for my wife, even though they know shes at work. but they call anyways and make themselves look like dumbfucks when I'm like,
me: "ummm, shes not here."

them: "well where is she"

me: "ummm, work? you know, that place people go to make money"

them: "oh, well when will she get home?"

me: "same time as she does ever other day that she goes to work"

them: "when is that"

me: "same time I told you yesterday when you called looking for her"

them: "well you don't have to get an attitude with me about it"

me: *click*

the people who call for my wife are all on my death list....I mean shit list....I mean buy a present for list

 

is this how it really goes...

you: hello

person calling: is (insert wifeys name here)

you: no, shes at work

person calling: oh, did she tell you about Cindy?

you: oh, yes, can you believe that, I was soooo peeved by that. She is so totally jeaouls.

person calling: I know, you should have seen the top she was wearing...

you: omg, it wasnt that candy colored one was it, I bet that bitch stuffs...

person calling: yeah, she totally does.

you: okay well, I gotta go, martha stewart living is on...

person calling: okay tell (wifeys name) I called...

you: okay, too-da-loo...

 

no, thats how I am with MY friends, but not with hers.......

 

do you guys wear those friendship necklaces...and wear it close to your heart..

 

the one with the half a heart? yup...... we kiss it each night before we fall asleep, and rub it on our penises when we are in the shower.....sure, my wife thinks i'm a bit strange, but i don't care. I want to masturbate with my friends....

 

bawahahahaha, rub pensis, holy crap... i thought that was just locker room politeness..
do you guys shave eachother balls too...

 

yes, when we shave our balls....some of us like 'em hairy