high tech humor

Discussion in 'Science and Technology' started by shaggie, Dec 1, 2005.

  1. shaggie

    shaggie Senior Member

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  2. MikeE

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    "Physics is not a religion. If it were, we'd have a much easier time raising money."
    Leon Lederman


    *EDIT*-Oops. Memo to self:read the POSTS before posting.
     
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    Q: Why did all the quatum states leave the party when the magnetic field arrived?

    A: Because the energy levels decided to split.

    If you dont get that trust me, your better off.
     
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    shaggie Senior Member

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  5. SunLion

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    Customizable voices for your GPS. I'd like to have the voice of Fred Sanford

    LOL, that would be a good choice. Or even Archie Bunker.

    Or... Chong saying "Left, man. No, right, man, no wait. Okay, back up."

    Or Sgt. Hartman of Full Metal Jacket screaming "What kind of pansy-assed driving was THAT, scumbag?!" when it (added feature) detects significant lateral G's etc. indicating sharp turns.

    Someone will make a million on this.
     
  6. EllisDTripp

    EllisDTripp Green Secessionist

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    Hey, man, Am I driving OK?

    I think we're parked, man....

    :)
     
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