story time kids!

ok this is how it goes....My friend Hector came over and we went to my other friend, Ryans house to wait for our dealer do deliver some chronic. and when we get there hector doesnt want to smoke and left...and we were just sitting there like uhhhh what the fuck?? hes the most paranoid mofo i have ever met...anyway we start hot boxing his computer room and after 2 bowls his (crazy) mom comes home and opens the door and is like ok what the fuck is going on in here and he(hes a black dude, hella ghetto and shit and doesnt listen to NO BODY) and he says shut the fuck up bitch and slams the door and she came in a couple more times afterwards and they just screaming at eachother and since im not supposed to be over there anymore because me and him get into way too much trouble together she calls my grandpa and tells him that im at her house and was all cranked up and was saying that he gets all his "supplys" from me and shit which was not true. She comes in and says that my grandpa found out where i was and wants me home....i was just sitting there shocked and was like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit....then he was like u bitch and then starts arguing again and slams the door and im all panicing and hes like its ok call your grandpa first on my cell so i did and hes telling me that she just called telling him im over there....im like huh what i dont even know where they live blah blah trying to act stupid and since i was supposed to be at hectors he says that hes gonna come pick me up at hectors and if im not there im gonna be in big trouble! so i just fuckin ran my ass out of that house s fast and ran into the street trying to make it to hectors in time and he lives like almost a half a mile down the long ass street and i just sprinted the whole way there and never stoped, running on the side of the raod at like 10 at night with my thumb out trying to see if anybody will give me a ride(keep in mind i'm blazed as fuck). so when i finally get there i almost passed out and was excited because i didn't see him yet...so i ran over to his window and knocked on it he see's me in astoshiment and runs to the door "dude where the fuck were you" "why?" "your grandpa came looking for you and cussed both me and my mom out" i was like fuuuuuuucckk so i call him up and im like where are you are u comming? trying to act like nothing happened and he says he went by hectors but i wasnt there and i told him i was accross the street at my friend "mikes" house...so he comes and picks me up first thing he does is smell my fingers but he doesnt know what the hell weed smells like anyways....so we get home and all this bullshit starts about he calling and im like, i dont even know why she called mabye she was on crank(which she was) because he knows she always drugged up and i just made just this big ass lie that took hours for him to belive me and well he finally did and all that bad that came out of it was that hectors mom is pissed at me(again because we got caught smoking together and she wouldnt let me hang out with him for a very long time and that day was the first day we got to hang out outside of school for a very long time) and it's gonna be a LONG while before we can hang out again....i had the worst cottonmouth ever after sprinting for a half mile while baked off my ass. but the worst thing about it was that it was a total buzz killer so yea thats just another day in the life of me....hope you enjoyed it


P.S. sorry if i spelled alot of things wrong i was in a hurry

 

Do yourself a favor and stop smoking.

 

One word - punctuation.

 

Hey man, there was like, a comma in there, and plenty of periods, 'cept they were all disguised as ellipsies (plural for ellipsis?)

 

yeah.....what?

 

...all i care about is paragraphs man, go edit that post and split it up in about 4 or 5 places and THEN I'll read it, lol

 

You need to learn to run faster.

 

Wtf is you guys's problem who cares if he didnt make it all punctual you should be happy he took the time to write that interesting story, i dont know about you guys but i enjoyed it.

 

u guys seriously need to chill, stop bashing him because he diddnt capatalize a "I" properly or w/e its not a big deal, stop wasting time on argueing and fussing and fighting my friends.

 

Ya seriously, you guys are horrible stoners...

But nice story man, I've been there a few times, having to run my ass off to get places that I'm supposed to be. One time I was running home and some dude who for thought I narked on him (HAHAHA) saw me and pulled over and started chasing me cuz he thought I was running from someone. Funny thing was he's smaller than me so I just stopped and turned to him and he started running... ended up with him giving me a ride.

 

lucky bastard at least u gotta ride...none of those people on that damn road gave me a ride...or even stoped to look at me....there was a million cars that went by too, one of them honked at me

 

Man, I feel out of breath just reading that story lol

And fuck off dudes. He shouldn't have to edit his whole story to please you.

 

Damn dude, man whenever I seen someone runnin' or that looks like he tokes I always give 'em a ride. Hey, what part of Cali do you live in?

 

north cali like 45 miles from Sacramento....Marysville

 

Oh damn, I live down by Oakland in San Ramon, that's only a couple hours away I think...

 

There is a difference between nitpicking spelling and grammar, and being honest that something is hard to read.

I'm sober and couldn't get past the first couple lines. There is a reason for paragraphs, they make things much easier to read. Not trying to get on your case, I don't care if something is grammatically correct as long as it's easy to read. That was not.

 

Maybe theres something wrong with you, not with his story. I had no problem reading the whole thing through. If you're too stupid to know which line you just finished, then get off the forums.

 

Why don't you shut yer trap, and stop trying to be such a smart ass? I already said I wasn't getting on his case, he is a big boy, I'm sure he can take a little constructive criticism.

If you don't understand the value of breaking long stories up into paragraphs I don't even know why I'm wasting my time with you.

40oz, yet again it wasn't a personal attack on you, Twizz needs to learn to calm down. I was just saying, and you have to agree, that it's much easier to read a large block of text that's broke up.

 

some people have different reading levels than the other. And quite bashing him he doesnt need to fuckin impress you.

 

What is with you guys? Haven't smoked in a while or something? You are blowing everything out of proportion, grow up.

It doesn't take any reading level to hit "enter" a few times in your post to space things out. Why don't you try reading posts before you reply to them, weedman, I said twice now I'm not bashing him. You guys probably care about about this than he does! SHIT!