any free surgery

but i betcha it's a lot more fun the slow way.

anyhoo, can't get the pics up for bragging rights yet. we moved the day after i go thome and haven't unpacked everything yet. we got the flu. so we're a bit slow.

 

sorry to hear you are sick. Take your time and feel better. Lil Ol me can wait. LOL

 

Voice surgery (Barry White, baby)
Anti-snoring surgery (so I stop waking the dead)

and an extra couple of inches wouldn't hurt (not that there's anything wrong with it now, but you know...)

 

i always wanted to sound like kathleen turner. maybe i'll start working on that again. right now i sound like a 5 year old.

 

i always wanted to sound like Roseanne, she makes nails on chalkboard sound good...

 

Yup. Well I priced out phonosurgery, it's about five grand.

 

she and fran drescher sound the same to me. i have a hard time telling them apart.

 

haha, ya know something, this is one of the truest statements ever made...

 

I would not let anyone mess around with my body or my face...I could end up looking like Michael Jackson.
"Whoops, my nose just fell in the gravy...."

 

i really need a scale, because i think my daughter has taken at least 20 pounds off me by feeding. babies are a great diet. breastfeeding is almost like surgery...

 

that's what the strings that loop around the ears are for...

 

I've breastfed 7 babies and still got a flat tire bigger then any car. So the idea of breastfeeding being a great diet....DOES NOT work for everyone.

 

I wouldn't know what to change

 

hah, I hear ya. If it could be done by the safest doc around at least... it's mostly the complications n shit that scare me out of really wanting anything done.

 

oh, i still have the flesh apron, don't you worry. there's just not much air in it.