The Perfect Cock

"'tis a poor thing, but 'tis mine own"

 

mine's not perfect but it's close

 

this my friends is the perfect cock....

 

Looks a might thin to me.

Give that cock some steroids!

But seriously, the perfect cock belongs to Ron Jeremy. Everything that surrounds that cock should be covered with Lysol and a paper bag though.

 

Here you go
...just kidding. I think this image has been doctored.

 

oh wow... i dunno...

 

There's no fucking way she's taking that down her throat!

 

right!! I'd be scared.. like... "hell no! don't come near me with that thing"

 

I would actually be terrified to date a guy that big. I imagine I'd be giving a lot of hand jobs.

 

thats one super huge cock

 

The perfect cock is one that will keep me satisfied... for a long time.

 

I earned my cock when I beat Jesus in a foot race.

 

oh, and morgan, that's real. actually, there's a guy on here who claims to have a 7 inch circumference, which would be about that size... goddamn liars

 

long, but not too thick or anal hurts

 

It is a sad thing for us men but the worlds biggest cock is nothing compared to the head of a small baby. If I have a woman friend who is into the well filled up feeling just have to go to fisting or a dildo. Sometimes a cock needs a little help. Never let your lovemaking skills rely on your cock. It can let you down at the worst moment but hands, mouth, and toys will never let you down. (Grin)

 

Im taking now one analogue, so dont take it seriously.
Perfect cock to me is: Not Brown, Not hanging around like somekind of dead animal (lol), Is big and small at the same time, it belongs to someone I'm keen on? Is not puffy or anything, is not half hard is not somekind of perverts HARD all the time cock..
yes.. lol
just joking, was making resume of yer ideas here.. Chill

 

Anaconda by name, Anaconda by nature!

 

Tbone's. Great for nosefucking.