Best album to listen to?

What do you think is the best album to listen to while purposly having sex with your best friends girlfriend in his bed?

 

mezzanine
massive attack

the ultimate fuck album

 

i don't listen to music at the time

i like to have the moment as a connection between me and her/him and don't think music benefits, only hinders

 

That depends on your gender.

If female, I'd recommend "I get wet" by Andrew W.K.
If male, I recommend "I fucked your wife" by Anal ****.

Or hell. "Lust" by Lords of Acid would be a good one, too.

 

Weird Al: Biggest ball of twine in minnesota

 

Marry me.



We picked up a guy holding a sign that said "twine ball or bust"
He smelled real bad and he said his name was Bernie
I put in a Slim Whitman tape, my wife put on a brand new hair net
Kids were in the back seat jumping up and down,
yelling "Are we there yet?"
And all of us were joined together in one common thought
As we rolled down the long and winding interstate in our '53 DeSota
We're gonna see the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota
We're headin' for the biggest ball of twine in Minnesota

 

I think that song, and the one about his girlfriend putting a venomous snake in his underwear drawer, are the funniest.

 

I like "The Night Santa Went Crazy"
"Melanie"
"The Good Ol Days"
"Albuquerque"
"Stuck in a Closet with Vanna White"

and the one you mentioned: "You don't love me anymore"

Have you seen the movie "The Compleat Al"?

 

Weird Al owns me.

He sat on my friend's lap a couple times. She gets to go backstage; her aunt used to bone the drummer.

 

Aren't you a little romantic.

 

probably no music at all. you should keep it quiet to hear if her b/f comes home. there could be violence.

 

How about that album with the song "LOSER" on it, or "CREEP". Sounds about right for you :X

 

Trickster: AGREE! If you have sex with your BEST FRIENDS GITLFRIEND at all, you are low!! Why don't you go for yor worst enemys g.f.? Much smarter!!

 

The fact that this dickhead is still using the phrase "my best friend" is a joke. If he seriously cared about this guy, he would not be doing this digraceful thing. You're not a best friend, you're a bastard.

 

UHF owns me.

listen to HBMS - so, hows your girl?

 

Nah, we tried Mellow gold by Beck and Radioheads Pablo Honey, didnt really work, just didnt seem right.

Nah the violence only makes me harder

 

Ummaguma!

 

Hmmmm not bad, pretty damn fine live version of Careful With That Axe, Eugene, I just might try

 

Any Lords of Acid would do good for that kind of situation.

I'd throw on some Bach or a Lord of the Rings soundtrack. It would be EPIC!

 

Massive Attack for sure!! Portishead is great as well. Mmmm.