Have you named your toilet bowl ?

...er... ...is it...er..."empty" before you put your head into it?

 

yes, if you believe in pansychic pantheism, God is in everything, even turds.

 

Wow poor God - it's a good thing he's also in the air-freshner can... Or is he? These thing are really sealed tight... Oh well, shit happens...

 

why would someone feel the need to name a toilet bowl? lol.

 

Miracle...Come Here...

*Knees You in the Balls*

*Slaps*

There...

 

I AM NO MAN!

X.x

 

I can tell you that Muddie ain't no man at all - I'll sign that in front of any judge anyday...

 

Bleugh...Retard Miracle Dude...Came to the Conclusion Last Night That I was a Man...

Since I Did Not Want to be Seen on Web Cam Playing with Myself...

And That I would Not Switch on Mic so He Could Hear Me Moan...

Not That I was Moaning...

Bastard...

 

Oh, I get it, he's called Miracle because he lived even though he missed on some oxygen at birth...?

 

I like to refer to mine as Mr. Bush. It seems more respectful that way.

 

Well done hun..

 

Well Hello Eric...

I See You've Found Me Again...

*Shifty Eyes*

 

Yes, but we are getting afar from a very important topic here: toilet names.

 

Little girl lost....

Sent to be found.....

Wow.. that was quite poetic

 

Oooooh...Well Very Sorry Mr. Friend Sir...

*Slautes*

 

So, your toilet's name is "Little Girl Lost" - ok, fine with me Ladymidget.

 

Hm.. I do kinda miss it alot.....

 

You miss your toilet? Just aim precisely and it should fall into it.

 

Hahahaha!

Jeez Friend...

You're Killing Me...

 

Not sure why my jokes need re-editing, but ok

This is a strange thread..... Although now tempted to name my bog (English lingo at it's best!)