Cow Fucking (dedicated to Friend)

If you were to fuck a cow (not that any of us do), would you be gentleman enough to play with her udders?

How about dinner and a movie first?

Or are you one of those selfish bastards who just show up when you need a piece of ass?

 

I would not do the movie thing, but I would most definatly play with her udders...suck on them, stroke them, insert them into my anus.....

 

Take her out for a nice steak dinner...

 

what if shes a vegitarian?

 

Bring some nice flowers for her to chew on.

 

she will just regurgitate later on during sex, don't ya think?

 

So what?

It's not like you'll be making out at the time....

 

i might be.....i love suckin on cow tongue

 

So just think of it as gum, or a nicely prechewed salad.

What could be more romantic than sharing tulip bile with a hefer?

 

salads are gross...but since its from a cow, I guess it wouldn't be too bad

 

romantic bovine vomit sucking.

you fuckers need help

 

I bet there's already a fetish named after it...

 

then you should find it and show us

 

I can't cause um... I... got... a FOOD in the oven...

Gotta go!

 

ok. i wasnt THAT interested anyways.

 

good cause I was lieing... I don't really have a food in the oven.

 

The hell you weren't!

You want every nasty detail doncha?

Freak.....

 

naaaahhh, really?

 

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=114140

I made this thread a while ago... You should read it.

 

here are a few more philias (courtesy of wikipedia):
* acrotomophilia: Love of amputees
* androphilia: Love of men
* andromimetophilia: Love of women dressed as men
* apodysophilia: Desire to undress, see also nudism
* asiaphilia: Love of Asian culture and/or women/men
* autogynephilia: Love of oneself as a woman
* coprophilia: Sexual pleasure from feces
* Ephebophilia: Sexual attraction towards adolescents
* forniphilia: Love of making furniture from humans in bondage.
* gerontophilia: Sexual attraction towards the elderly
* Gynophilia: Love of women
* harpaxophilia: Sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary
* klismaphilia: Sexual pleasure from enemas
* macrophilia: Sexual attraction to giants and large things
* maiesiophilia: Sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women
* microphilia: Sexual attraction to small things and things of smaller size
* mysophilia: A paraphilia relating to soiled or dirty material
* necrophilia: Sexual attraction to corpses
* nepiophilia: The same as infantophilia: sexual attraction to children between the age of 0 - 3 yrs.
* paraphilia: Any sexual attraction considered unusual or taboo
* pedophilia: Sexual attraction to children
* trichophilia: Love of hair
* vorarephilia: Sexual attraction to being eaten and/or eating someone
* zoophilia: Sexual attraction to animals