a strange noise is coming from the speaker...

or maybe I'm making it?

In my head probably...

 

its an elf inside masturbating.

 

cool

 

just don't put your eye too close to it, trying to see him. when he spews is juice, it will go everywhere

 

haha

how did you know I was doing that?

 

cuz everyone trys to see the elves....but they always end up getting an eyeful of spew

 

It's probably music...

 

we're gonna go with my theory

 

Bukkake from the speaker elves?

 

What happens if I put on music? I don't want to kill the elf

 

elf sperm has 20 times more protein than humans

 

he will just beat off to the music

 

We should market that...

 

might just be static electricity working up.... my speakers occasionally make weird squeaking noises but it started right after the warranty was up of course

 

or it might be an elf.

 

yes, or it may be an elf. The warranty covered elves, but now it's expired so I can't get my speakers de-elfed

 

you really don't want them removed anyways.....they sing along sometimes