Lets all together tell a story

i love you people!!! All of you!!

i am from russia.my name is Ivan.

hippie's are best!

 

Wat r u some kinda fagit?

 

Hi to all, I'm new here. this seems to be a very exciting forum, i'm really looking forward on exploring the entire site. peace to all.

 

What is a hippie to you? Something about peace and KINDNESS. . .

 

I see the story is dying out again, im confused by the second story and i think its finished so ill start a new one:



The sky was growing pale as the last traces of daylight faded, and far below the dim sky sat a small group of people sitting around a large man shaped crature with purple skin.....

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

As that creature approached it was Neil Young in a purple suit, with his guitar and harmonica. He came up to me and asked me...

 

(I love Neil Young )




Hey man what the hells going on last thing i knew i was on stage now im surounded, and dressed up as barney, what the hells gouing on, in reply to this.....

 

"Neil, it's me Stephen Stills. I just experienced the same thing. I was in the middle of playing "Love The One Your With" and got transported here. What gives?"

 

i dunno, but (in a wisper) do you wanna get out of here, these people look hungry, i dont know what for but this whole thing is giveing me bad vibes, lets......

 

...go to my house and take our clothes off and do the nasty. You up for it?

 

No Neil Young and Steven Stills aren't interested in doing the nasty with each other, but they are up for it with their wives, so they...

 

think about it for a while. then neil says 'iv changed my mind, i wanna do the nasty with you'

 

Steven looks at neil for a moment with a pasing glance of intence longing, then realized with a start that they had been injected with a strong viagra and put in the middle of nowere to be live gay porn for the people who still watched them in a intimadating circle, he looked at neil and.......

 

sally decided to leave the field and move to Amsterdam.

 

i fucked up

 

no matter, no matter, just go with the flow and start ova

 

Neil screams, 'ahhh... I fucked up.' Stephen said, 'no matter just go with the flow and start over. and that's one of my favorite tunes by you.'

So Neil much obliged the comment, and proceeded to follow Sally to Amsterdam. When he got there he bought...

 

bread and orange juice!

as they walk out of the store Neil says "wait...I just know we forgot to buy something ..."