pe·nes Pronunciation Key (pe' nez) n. A plural of penis. < I had problems making the characters for long E but both areLink to it @ dictionary.com
The plural of penis is... COCKS! One penis is ... Great! Two COCKS are... Even Greater! Three COCKS are... F*CKING FANTASTIC! Four COCKS are... More than I have holes for! But if you keep your eyes open long enough, it gives you something wonderful to look at!