A scare over nothing

This is a humorous little story. I was back home from college on summer break. This girl and I, we were friends in high school, started hooking up. One day we went for a hike and made love in a field. The next day I had red bumps around my crotch area. I freaked. I couldn't imagine she would have something and not tell me, but thats all that kept popping in my head. I asked her about it and she denied it came from her and was annoyed I would even ask such a thing. Well to make the story short, I sought advice from a friend who works in a clinic. He said it most likely wasn't a STD (from what I told him about it). He said put clear fingernail polish on the red bumps. I did and they went away. Turns out they were little bugs from the field (chiggers or something like that). The nail polish suffocated them. What I find wierd is that my friend (the one I had sex with) didn't have this problem. Lucky me.

I have had sex in a field before and after that time and this has never happened any other time.

 

I blew a guy in a field once. He got poison ivy on his mister and I had nothing.

 

Jeez...small world.


When I was...uh, 14 maybe 15...there was a girl in my neighborhood that I was "friendly" with. We didn't actully get it on, just lots of making out and petting.

We took a walk in the woods across the road one day (like lots of days) and we got a little frisky...clothes came off and we just fooled around a bit, no sex. We carried our clothes with us and walked around naked for a while.

The next day, my crotch broke out with the worst case of poison ivy I have ever had. My thighs swelled up so bad I couldn't walk. I had to lay in bed for 3 days with washcloths soaked in epsom salt in my thighs, with a fan blowing on them.

My parents never could figure out how I managed to get it there. LOL

 

I have a similar story, no bugs or poison ivy. I was making love to a woman who had kept her pubic hair shaved. Unfortunately, she hadn’t shaved for a couple of days and there was razor-stubble and through the grinding motions one uses in love making, my pubic region became inflamed because of this stubble, much like a whisker rub.