Who Needs A Slap Today Thread

who in your life, or on tv, or wherever needed a slap today? feel free to bitch slap anyone you want in this thread...

my niece needs a slap today for putting her nose in my personal affairs

 

blockbuster needs a slap for not having the movie i want today. (can i slap an entire company?)

 

My dog for running away and almost getting hit by a coal truck.

 

i think everyone besides me needs a good ol'fashion slap...
actually, the so-called sercurity person who sleeps on the job, but fucking tells people he does, what a winner...he needs a double slap, one from each angle...

 

I'd love fo someone to slap me

 

awww shucks Pa', does this mean I can't go to the sock hop with Bobby? he was going to give me his letter jacket today...

 

i wouldn't mind a good spank actually...oh i mean slap.

 

subtle...

 

I think my bf's ex needs a slap in the face cause she keeps getting things messed up. Oh and my step mom needs a BIG SLAP in the face about a million times cause she just wont stop assuming things and saying things completely untrue about me. Oh and me .....cause i just didnt wanna get out of bed and come to school but well here i am.....still sleepy......
-luv- wynter

 

I think the chick in the Grand Am driving down US 23 between Ann Arbor MI and Toledo OH with the Bush/Cheney 2004 bumper sticker needs a slap...just because she's an idiot.