my ass is numb

i always find numbness amusing. i can stick my hand into my underwear and pinch and rip at my upper ass cheeks, and not feel a thing.

its weird.

 

oh ow i felt that

 

Did you take your meds today?

 

i know i've achieved true randomness when one of the regulars on the "random thoughts" forum asks me if i took my medications.

watchout for trees.

 

If I'm ever sitting on the can and I'm reading a good book I'll often find my legs fall asleep. I stood up once and nearly whacked my head on the sink in one particular instanse.

 

poke with needles


and videotape it for ganja king

 

my chair is too comfortable for that...

 

i think that's a sign to get off the computer chair... hipforums IS addictive.



you have been warned.

 

my toes on my left foot are a bit numb.. it's from sitting cross legged i'm sure

 

i get that too sometimes. it also happens when i wear really tight pants for a long period of time. i'm going to have me some gnarly varicose veins.

 

ahahaha


i hate when my hand goes numb and it starts to tingle and the blood flows back in.. makes me nuts

 

really? i like it. makes me feel alive, and tingly.

 

ahahah..


whats that "joke"? ..

sitting on your hand til it's numb then masturbating.. it's called "a stranger"

 

BAAAHAHAHAHAHA... that's fucked

 

I got the chair with in mind that I would be able to spend 72 hours in it at a stretch....

I didn't get the chair I really wanted, this one is only really comfortable for the first 48 hours, but in hindsight, I don't really care after that point usually....

 

what movie is that from?


and i prolly have the least comfortable chair out of anyone on this forum

 

"Life is not like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapeno
peppers. What you do today may burn your ass tommorrow."

 

uuumm.. it was on the dave chappell show i think. when he was acting like little john. a stranger