stoner haircuts

man...i think i m taking this stoner lifestyle a lil far by actually discussing this...but what are some nicee stoner haircuts........long, short?
i think on short hair....the 'out of bed' look is gooood....and ...in long they should be liek shoulder length....

kurt cobain had the 'drug addict" look long hair no pun intended.....they were always greasy...and shit?

what say you?

 

i hate to be stereotypical, but at concerts and shit, alot of the stoners i come into contact with have dreads, i think dreads are sweet, as long as you do em right

 

theres no right or wrong way to grow dreads.....their just knots

 

If they look like shit, it isn't the right way.

 

dreads are gross no matter what...

like if i see a chick with dope permed hair, or really nicely done layers with longer hair, thats fuckin hot

i see a chick with dreads, and thats fuckin dirt.

 

Long hair, to cover the eyes. So your parents can't see dilated pupils.

 

I just dont cut my hair, haven't since I got out of that goddamned catholic school and their book of anti-individual dress codes. Just because you have long hair doesn't mean it has to be greasy and gross... Just do a good job washing it every day or two and you'll be fine. You could get it trimmed if there's a certain style of long hair you want, but if you're really a stoner and lazy as all hell, you'll just let it do whatever. I've given up on trying to do anything with my hair since its kinda curly, it never stays in one style for more than an hour, unless its the white fro thing, which seems to be its favorite...

 

i used to have the white fro shit. hahaha. i was a fag.

and it was so much fucking work my god. it always looked fucking awful unless i messed with it and shit. so i just buzzed it all off and cut my own hair with a buzzer every couple of weeks. i love it. man.

plus none of my hair lasts more than a couple weeks so if they hair test me i pass. i think.

 

haha my hairs a bit oily at the moment, been a while since i shampooed it...healthier that way though, the natural oils from yer scalp keep it healthy. i use the hair in front of the eye thing to throw off my parents, but theyre always telling me they want to see my lovely eyes so i should cut my hair. woof woof! arf!

 

mine is really curley (natural) and yeah. but like i wanna change it, im just lazy and like yeah.

 

why would you try to look like anything in particular? if you're a stoner it just means you smoke a lot of pot. there is absolutely nothing else to it, despite what others may try to make you believe.

i've known stereotypical dreadlock and patchy stoners, and then i've known stoners that were business people or completely preppy soccer players or cheerleaders or whatever. personally, i keep my hair very short. i find it's good for any number of reasons, among them the lack of required care (no brushing, no blow drying, no need to condition or even use shampoo if you want...i usually just wash it with bar soap the same as the rest of my body)

if you're really trying to change the way you look so you can be more like a "stoner," than in my humble opinion thats kind of pathetic.

 

Trust me... some people can pull it off and some people cant. Ive seen some nice dreads, and some horrible shit looking ones. And what the hell do you mean just knots? I wish it were that simple, but its not. Ive had dreads before and its a bitchin process.

I personally like when people have smaller locks then huge clumps... Huge clumps look like shit and they are usually dirtier. Whatever fills your twinky man...

 

i see a girl with "dope permed hair or really nice done layers" and i see a woman that is waaaaaay to egotistical and self centered

 

I had like 6 inch long hair all around my head which was really really scraggley (I have fucked up hair) but I cut it into a longer caesar. I must say that I would prefer to have my old hair back.

 

i agree with nesta, just be yourself for christ sake...

 

hmmm... hey guys? so.. should i like... i mean.. like how do most stoners groom their pubes???? ...

 

hahahahahaha!! that and that girls whose name i cant remember just made my night. BY THE WAY nice screenname and sig...the great and knowledgeable AUTHOR of the helping friendly book...... i'm actually listening to a pretty amazing yem right now, virginia beach, 1998-8-9. you gotta download that show man, check nugs, if they dont have it let me know and ill send it... encore is terrapin, case ya didnt know, absolutely amazing shit man...

 

no..u just dont know girls.

some of my best friends who are chicks are far better to hang out with than guys, know to be their own person, and dont give a fuck what other people think

these girls just take CARE of themselves.

 

dreads can look horrible. but i recon certain dreads can look hot on chicks. but they gotta be thin ones, and also sorta.. i like it when theyre only half dreaded sometimes.. on a white girl with brown hair.

im personally gettin my hair growin, and my goatee too.

 

Dreads are definitely stoner-ish. But I'd never get them, because it's easier to just do what I've been doing. Which is not much, really. I trim it (myself) maybe once or twice a month. It's long (shaggy, really, not sure how to describe it) already, and wavy/curly, so the trimming doesn't have to be exact; and I almost never wash it...it's weird though because it's not greasy either. So it all works out in the end.

I think the "stoner look" is typified by the lazy style. Either very short so you don't have to deal with it, or a more unregulated long hair look (not super styled or anything). But I know stoners who look all different ways, so there's no set standard.