I just set my cat on fire..... I hope hes ok...

I just took some odds and ends of wood peices to my burn area as well as a few boxes, I had to come back in and get some news paper to start it and as it just got going good out jumps my black cat with the back half of him in a good hair burning glow.......

He wont let me near him to see if hes good, bad or needs to be killed ugly..........

Mental note.....from now on the night before thanksgiving take enough pills as to not wake up till the day after thanksgiving.....this day seems to have a pattern.....a few know what I mean.

 

or, go somewhere where they don't have thanksgiving, like where i am

 

Ahahahhahhahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhah,,ahahhahahhahahhahahhahhaha

 

Ya know its really not that funny, maybe at first when reading it....

At least it was the black one....

 

hey man anything that involves pain to a cat that you unknowingly inflicted is funny...

 

you should post a pic of it then we can take a vote on how funny it is...

 

Hes up under the van and wont come out.....but hes not makin any odd noises....fucker stinks though......


Another mental note.......pussy hair burning is not advised

 

Poor kitty My mom told me last night her cat fell into her pond.

 

wow fire an ice cats... i dunno whats a funnier image a cat in a ice cube or a cat with 3rd degree burns on its ass

 

3rd degree burns without a doubt. I told Dazzle that he needs to name that cat Sparky

 

black cat....im getting used to finishing off blacks.....maybe I am racist and am just not letting myself go after the real ones....

 

This is no longer funny, it is just sad

 

nope still funny,,, so what hat do ya put on for that one nigga joe??/

or would it be yer sheet thats been in storage since ya came here??

 

Set some food out or milk and entice the cat out to get a good look. If you really hurt it and it is dying you can atleast help it die well. If you can help it do it. good luck

 

I agree with forlifeandfreedom.

but that is pretty funny, but how exactly did your cat get into the fire? or you threw boxes on top of the cat and he didnt move? i dont see how you can build a fire around a cat without him moving

 

I'm hoping he suffered....and eventually died.

 

he did

 

You people are horrible.