The Audubon Society: SillyBird's Official Fan Club

So, THAT'S why you hang out on the forums...

 

Yeah, 90% of the time I'm on here at work. If I'm staring at the computer they assume I'm busy and don't bother me. Plus, if there are any lonely guys on here I atleast don't have to hear there whiny voices.

 

No, but you have to deal with jackoffs that think they are funny...

 

True, but I don't mind you.lol. I'm just kidding you're not a jackoff.

 

Still in denial, huh...

 

Do you want me to call you a jackoff?

 

No, but you can call me TO jackoff...

 

I can't wait to do that when I get off in 45 minutes. I don't even know if I'll make it till I get home.

SO then go jackoff!

 

Wait, are you telling me to go, referring to me as "jackoff"? Or are you requesting that I go jackoff?

 

I'm requesting that you put your hand to your cock and stroke. Is that better?

 

*walks into middle of a conversation* oops wrong thread

 

hehe, Cheeky you are perfectly welcome!

 

i may join in the chat if thats ok then?

 

Of course. Just come on in and join into whatever we were talking about.

 

does that go for anyone then?

 

Surely, I'm all for self love. I would do it too but I'm at work, and disregarding the fact that I don't have a cock.

 

well thats all good then you got long left at work?

 

10 minutes! Thankfully.

 

ah thats good work sucks

 

Yeah, but it's a fun environment. Plus I get to work with cars which I love.