People that respond when they are sleeping

the other night i was cracking up... dan went to bed about three hours before me. i came in and was like "will you hold me?"
and he goes "is that legal?"
obviously dreaming.....
and then he's really sensitive in his sleep and i was cracking up and he goes
"i dont think it's really that funny"

he responds like that in his sleep a lot and it's always really funny to me. the best thing to do after a comment like that is say something like (for the previous situation)..... "no, it's not legal but it's better then wearing a banana on your head".... and then see what response you get to that and how long you can keep it up.

 

that is twisted.... wrong.... but oh so hilarious....


and hopefully permanantly scarring

 

I am by the way kidding about the first two parts, it's just a little bit..... odd....

 

I talk in my sleep But that is funnier than anything I have ever said.

 

That's funny.
Can you take a pic or cam of him?
If you want..I will go to The Dentsit with you so your not freaked out.
Just throw me a couple pain pills.

 

that is awesome....ithe only thign like that anyone has done to me was on accident....I am a very light sleeper from moving around from place to place and having to be on ym guard....well one night i had a friend staying otu my house cause we had been partying and he got up to use the bathroom and when he walked iback in the room (making no noise at all) I popped up real fast with my fists clinched and said "WHO THE FUCK IS THERE??" lol.....and then I laid back down and didnt even remember that ever happening until my friend and my brother were talking about it......ALSO one time this guy i know got drunk and he was soaking wet so he took off all of his clothes and got underneath a blanket and fell asleep...well we all walk in there and we see something poking up through the blanket....ol buddy had a boner so we took some headphones put it on full bass and strapped it onto his penis hahaha he had interestign dreams.... lesson to learn...nefver be the first to dose off....

 

I talked on the phone to someone and had no clue that it had happened in the middle of the night. I looked at my call log and there was a 20min conversation that I had no recolection of the next morning.

 

haha wiz... i live a little far for you to accompany me to the dentist.

yeah ive gotten him to say funny stuff before...
one time i said "hi" to him when he was sleeping and i came in to bed and he goes "cause, cause, cause... i think my front end was out too far" and i was like "really.... why is that?" and he goes "i dont know, im confused... i think they were coming after me"

 

haha..
matthew talks in his sleep, i mean like really really talks, it wakes me up all the time..
one time he woke me up cause i heard him laughing really hard, i look over and i thought he was awake so i said, whats so funny, and he says, jim carey just pulled his underware over his head...and giggled some more and started to snore..
but he'll always laugh in his sleep and his eyes will be closed...

 

hah....that's hilarious.

 

That's to funny...I get such a kick out of it lately, when I'm sitting at the computer and I hear my daughter and/or grand-daughter talk in their sleep. My grand-daughter will sometimes even get up and walk in her sleep.

When I was younger I was babysitting 2 of my brothers and fell asleep on the living room couch. When my parents got home, for some reason I was in trouble but my mother said I started talking in my sleep and talked myself out of trouble....she would never tell me what I had said.

 

My wife talks in her sleep - one night she said in this very thoughtful tone of voice "No, I think we will use the boiling oil for him". I am glad I was not in that dream (grin)