Boring Old Guy

Hi Welf...what would an aussie know aboute culture then eh? Where you got your laptop? Were ya sittin' in the dunny when ya typed that??? Now you and me go back a long way Welf (Sometimes I wish it was longer) but if you continue to stalk me through cyberspace and demand I redo my appearance coz I'm an ugly git I'm gonna have to get an, an, an, injection!!!! Is that it? No an injunction!!! Yeah then we'll see who's dunny walls crumble first. Stone the crows Welf I won a beautiful baby contest when I was 2. What you won? Sheep rearer of 73?

Love ya too kid
Ben
xxx *Don't wet your knickers when ya read this take deep breaths and when you're ready to spell properly ya can come back at me*

 

Bend
Hi Welf...what would an aussie know aboute culture then eh? Where you got your laptop? Were ya sittin' in the dunny when ya typed that??? Now you and me go back a long way Welf (Sometimes I wish it was longer) but if you continue to stalk me through cyberspace and demand I redo my appearance coz I'm an ugly git I'm gonna have to get an, an, an, injection!!!! Is that it? No an injunction!!! Yeah then we'll see who's dunny walls crumble first. Stone the crows Welf I won a beautiful baby contest when I was 2. What you won? Sheep rearer of 73? *Don't wet your knickers when ya read this take deep breaths and when you're ready to spell properly ya can come back at me*

Cripes.. you finally finished chucking ya wobbly there mate? .... sorry.... wrong person.. I wouldn't know you from all the other shorn sheep in the paddock... frig.... the nerve of you thinking I was some cyber stalking dog... don't even own a laptop nor do I ever care to...

Anyway... I reckon no matter how much you justify that Bruce Springsteen wailer... as far as I'm concerned... he's ok if you into that middle of the road, happy clappy geezuz freak type of sounding music... Give me a bit of alternative, rock, doof trance, cajun, Perry Como and industrial metal and I'm a dancin and a smilin in me dog cage... :&

Welf
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Okay let's get something clear here dear. You finally finished chucking ya wobbly there mate? If it's not too much to ask could we possibly translate random statements like the one highlighted into English? As for my musical preferences I was aked to give some off the top of my head. By suggesting that I like Springsteen does not imply that I like all of Springsteen's work. I feel he cheapened himself when he moved from Operatic story telling to Verse/chorus/verse/chorus.

Now as for your tastes in music, may I say that should we ever meet upon your shores or mine, I will be more than happy to give you a little industrial metal. Exactly where it shall be embedded I have not yet decided. But I shall Welf, I shall!!!

Love
Ben
xxx

 

Bend
Now as for your tastes in music, may I say that should we ever meet upon your shores or mine, I will be more than happy to give you a little industrial metal. Exactly where it shall be embedded I have not yet decided. But I shall Welf, I shall!!!

Sunshine... you're just merely clutching at straws here... I didn't ask for a long winded chucking a wobbly again type of speel from you to justify your love of Bruce Springsteen's middle of the road, happy clappy geezuz freak type of sounding music... It's ok... I understand... truely I do... some just don't have the taste in music it takes... and you just happened to be one who aint got it... not entirely your fault... it's all in the genes you know... something to do with that nasty looking bulge...

Oh Scotsman, the only industrial metal you're capable of giving off with your boring old codger smile, clean shaven face and short hair is giving me a bit of a clout over the head with an iron bar and then yup... you'll certainly be creating lotsa metal music in my head... :&

And... before I take myself and my dog breath way... by the way... did anyone ever tell you how cute you look when you get pissed off and all hot and fluffy under the collar?

Welf
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Bend isn't the only Bruce Springsteen fan here...there's also me and a few others. So he's in good company.

I also agree with the pre-1980s Bruce being the best. Looks like you and me are gonna get along, Mr Bend

 

Good man! Good Girl? Good God I don't know. But if you're into Springiness we'll do just fine!!! Can't beat Born to Run, Thunder Road, Jungleland, Oh I could go on and on....Good to meet ya....not like that Aussie Welf who just haunts me.

Love
Ben
xxx

 

You look sort of familiar to me, maybe you just have one of those faces.

 

Depends I've been famous, then not famous, then famous, then not famous. Now I'm just infamous.

Love
Ben
xxx *I never forget a girl I've slept with but I've never slept with a guy so it can't be that*

 

yeh i recognise you too.....

 

You are correct Paul I do have 'one of those faces' but that could mean one of those faces that looks like a Baboon's arse.....I just like to think it's mine, Baboon's arse or not. I'm stuck with it. Although it is variable depending on the amount of alcohol I consume.

Ben

 

It's a girl

 

baaaaaaaah!

 

No it's not . Not the last time I checked, anyway *has a feel* yep, still there.

 

Hey I hope that's not a reference to my sexual peccadillo's. I can't help it. Look out my window......there's nothing but sheep for miles and miles. Well there's cows too but they run fast.

Ben

 

Jeeez that was me! No I didn't die...I've been in hospital for 6 bloody months!!! I'm back, I think.

Ben

 

6 months? That is a long time to be unwell ... I hope you are recovered from whatever it was.

 

Good I'm glad you're back....looks like I may have found someone on the UK forums who is actually older than , hmm looks a bit more closely at your picture...or maybe around the same age as me

And everyone else is right, you do look awfully familiar

 

wow what a fab picture!!

The house looks fab too!!

 

well i'm off up to scotland to compete with you! i'm the best