'murry' eye!

The other morning when I was having some fun with my fuck buddy a very amusing accident happened..... we were fumbling (as i was on) and he managed to 'cum' in his own eye! I have never laughed so much in my life! It was so funny. . . his flat mate joked about him having red eye, thought didn't actually think the story was true until i confirmed it, the jokes are now endless about the newly christened name of 'murry eye'! lol
It was such an amusing story i thought it only right to share the fun!

 

cum in the eye is no laughing matter. dave's the worst. my eye ends up swelling up and gets really sore for a day or so. it does the same thing to my girlfriend, so i know it's not just me. it's probably just dave.

 

i have yet to cum in a girls eye. but it sounds like fun

 

it was funny, he also hasn't stopped laughing about his 'murry eye' I think it has to be one of the funniest sex moments, though i think he is quite proud of his feat!

 

dave laughs his ass off. happens quite a lot. he tries not to, but it just seems to always make it's way that direction. me and several gals commiserated over this and decided that dave has the most caustic cum ever. he actually got cum in his own eye once, and that time I laughed my ass off.

 

sorry, i realize my first post here doesn't sound quite as humorous as i thought it did.

 

its cool, well maybe not, im luck in the fact it missed mine!

 

no...its not fun...don't do it...bad idea...puffy eye is not very attractive...neither is having a red eye...if you wanna do something like that...do it in teh hair...
EYES=BAD IDEA

but yeah...that is funny stuff that he got it in his own eye...hahah

 

Shit, I'lle take some cum wherever I can get it.... On my hair, on my foot, in the back yard, on a boat, while eating pizza, on my shoulder...


On my tounge...

 

i read a medical report that said semen on a woman's body made them happier. i guess women's brains subconsciously know when they are getting jizzed on and likes it.

 

Do you mean that Dave does the same thing to your girlfriend, or her boyfriend does the same thing to her?

 

a little of both. been a while. lol.

 

he he he i was confused by that!

 

i heard it was good for the skin...though as im sure you will agree not in the eye! as for making the 'body' happier i disagree!!!
yes it can be fun but the mess that you have to clean up! yuck