I can't get no...

...satisfaction

seriously

there's no lovin in this town, I'm goin nuts!

I've been single for 2 months now, my ex is already seeing someone else, we didn't even get to have break up sex

so I guess this topic needs a topic beside my lovelorn state being in need to be heard, hmmm...

...so, any takers?

I mean, errrr

na, crap, nevermind, this is just pure desperation, enjoy

 

..what?

 

Hey, I'm a virgin, and 18, so feel lucky.

 

Yovo, if that's you in your pic, you are very very sexy. I would be glad to take up on your offer but I'm really far ...if you're in london sometime...give me a call!

 

yeah...what?

 

Where outside of Toronto are you? I'm outside of Toronto too. You look familiar... but anyways, I'm sorry to hear about your breakup, I hope you find someone


P.S. If it makes you feel any better, there's no lovin' in this town either

 

haha, well thanks Zepp, if I'm ever on your side of the pond then I'll take you up on yours

peace

...oh, and I think our friend T-bone was saying in his own special way that he thinks some ladies should hook me up, c'est ca non?

 

I'm in the booming suburbia of Bowmanville, on the east edge of the GTA, u?

 

You 2 live in the same town?

 

well, we both seem to be in the Toronto area...along with several million other folks

 

after reading ur post and look at the pic in ur sig i have come to the conclusion that U ARE A COMPLETE BADASS!!1!111!11!11

 

i think i'm getting good and this whole translation business. i think in this particular case the t-bone is being very kind and sympathetic. observe:

some a dem hoes got to cut dis nigga some head

=

hey, man, i totally feel for you. what a wretched state of affairs. some kind hearted loving female should perhaps throw a little mercy and affection your way. i wish you luck, stay strong.

 

Shit, get used to it.... once you get married they stop putting out

 

i just ... dont'... understand. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR MAN?

 

Well, I have had a few beers and nowI just saw that T-bone dudes sig pic and I really feel like btich slappin' him

 

i hope if i ever get married sex stays good. i'll do whatever it takes. superman costumes, viagra, handcuffs anything.. then again i'm not getting any action now. maybe i should just do all that now and see if it works

 

I will volunteer if you need someone.

 

yummmm yovo... you're a hottie

 

Bowmanville, that's not too far from me. I'm in Oshawa, I moved here two years ago from Ajax. I used to go to Bowmanville all the time, but it's been a while since I've been there. Is Bowmanville as boring as Oshawa? Do you go to Toronto often?

 

comming from une belle femme comme toi, I'll take it to heart

peace