Do you think there'll be sex in Hell

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by rmorgan, Nov 9, 2005.

  1. rmorgan

    rmorgan Member

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    For those of us who wind up there.
     
  2. dangermoose

    dangermoose Is a daddy

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  3. Hikaru Zero

    Hikaru Zero Sylvan Paladin

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    In Hell, or in a hell?

    In Hell, yes, there'd be tons of sex; all forms of liberalism would be there. There'd be consorts and concubines, homosexuality would run rampant; this is where all "evil" things intermingle.

    In a true hell ... the kind of torture and agony ... you'd be forced to drink teas that intensify your libido, and be denied always.
     
  4. rmorgan

    rmorgan Member

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    Even if there was sex in Hell, after the first five or six hundred trillion years it seems like it would start to get old.
     
  5. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    Ehhh..... or not
     
  6. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Hell has fire, sex, sexy red demon chicks, heavy metal, huge glottunous(sp?) feasts with barely cooked meat
    I can't fuckin' wait

    heaven is a shitload of fluffy clouds, hugs, faggoty feminine angel dudes, elevator music and harp, and steamed brocolli (no cheese sauce)

    these are really the things I picture too...
     
  7. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I expect it would be the kind of sex that starts out all great...and then ends up being full of bad friction and you get all sore and want to stop but can't and it just hurts and you keep nearing orgasm, but don't quite hit it. Or you know...getting a pineapple shoved up your ass erotically. Unless you're into that. Then...well...no. Haha.
     
  8. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    I haven't been that bad. I'll probably in up in "Heck".
     
  9. gdhmomchild

    gdhmomchild Duct tape abuser

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    My thoughts as well, tons of sex but no orgasm..ack!!
     
  10. olhippie54

    olhippie54 Touch Of Grey Lifetime Supporter

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    Janeen, join me in "Heck"!!!
     
  11. Atom bomb therapy

    Atom bomb therapy Member

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    me too...hahahaha, you always crack me up.
     
  12. adrian nor

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    I don't believe in hell as a place and as somwhere you'll get for committing sins. That seems just 100% stupid to me. I believe that when we die we temporarily get out of our bodies and if we have low vibrationary astral bodies(more etheric than astral) we will come into a state that ranges from clear vision, no worries, euphoria and so forth to blindness, struggling with ourselves and generally to feel bad. So in a sense I believe in hell and I also believe in reincarnation, but I don't believe that if you stole a candy when you were 10yr old you will "go to hell"! I think it's more about attitude and about freeing yourself!

    AAAND, I haven't done harder psychedelics than laughing gas and weed before. Plus I do have my feet on the ground...
     
  13. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    no. that's why it's called hell.
     
  14. SG69

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    Assuming hell even exists, I'd say satan would be down with the S&M.
     
  15. Rasputin

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    you probally get butt raped with a strap-on cactus.
     
  16. Insight_m

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    how do you even know if there is a hell?

    When you think logically about it sex and religion dont mix. The "Virgin" mary, sex "before" marriage, nuns (virgins), priests (perves)...So I think hell would be a fuck fest!!
     
  17. Albin0

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    ROFLMFAO!!! You're too funny man! :D

    :p
     
  18. gdhmomchild

    gdhmomchild Duct tape abuser

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    lolol! with alla the wimmens you flirt with, Heck would be fulla wimmens and one man....oh Heck!!
     
  19. aarn321

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    I doubt it would be good sex, since most people would be so mulitated they wouldn't even look human.
     

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