The fat girl who gets me stoned...deal

Those have read a few posts about me cooking for the nice fat chick down the street cause shes gets me high....\


Well I was beat last night, smoked and pilled up and in bed at 7:30.....9:30 shes at my door drunk and has one to smoke.

So I let her in and we smoked and she made the comment I had a nice big bed, and asked if she could lie down...Im like oh fuck.....after smoking I said thanks for stoppin by but I got to crash I got to get the crew going early, she got huffy and left saying, Dam A girl cant even get laid around here...

I feel bad but as least I didnt have to scratch my eyes out....which if I fucked her id had to of done.

 

thats kinda funny

 

Throw her a mercy fuck... just don't tell anyone...

Actually, that's horrible advice...

You did the right thing.

 

If I did, Id not be able to live with myself, ive issues with females as it is and this might be the last nail in the coffin.

 

ahh fat bitches.

wait you cook ... for a girl?

 

I love to cook, and cook better than most females......and she just happened to stop by a few times while I was cooking and I said as long as she had green I had the food to cook....

 

you're a mooch, and an ungrateful one at that.

 

See... marijuana CAN be hazardous to your health after all... heh...

 

you're a mooch, and an ungrateful one at that


Ummm girlie, you cant say a fine meal isnt worth smoking a joint with some one, are you?

 

what? i'm just saying that you're using this girl for her weed then insulting her afterwards. not very admirable.

*shrug*

 

I did not insult her, I just didnt fuck the drunk girl, id not fuck her if she were not drunk....I just woke up, smoked and in a nice way said thanks I gots to crash.

 

The best part about doing it with a fat chick: Everything feels like a breast.

 

Fat girls are like mopeds. They're fun to ride, but you dont want your friends to see you on it.

 

She was just here again tongiht and smoked two fatty`s and more or less demanded dick...but I abstained for all the right reasons. Now im high, gonna wathc the news and crash....

I know im bad....

 

poor girl, she just wants to get laid. though, she probably wont' try again... getting shut down three times in a row is pretty depressing after all

 

haha, what a fatass.

 

hell i'd more than happily burn one with someone who was doing some fine cooking for me

 

so you dont want to fuck her because shes fat? Is that the only reason?

 

well, hell, he can't help it if he finds her physically unattractive! do you find everyone you meet to be attractive and fuckable? of course not. and sometimes personality can't even help. he cooks for her for heaven's sake. she probably eats pretty good. it sounds like a fair swap to me.

 

I wasn't saying that I find everyone I see fuckable and attractive. It just seems like he wouldn't invite her over if he finds her that unpleasant to be around.