Need help with my GAME...

ive never been real good at taking girls home with me because ive been in 3, 2 year realtionships and im only 20. so ive never had the opportunity to freshen up on my game at parties and stuff. well im single now and i need a few tips on how to get them in my ride, in my bed, and finally in my britches. what to say or do or set up situations and stuff like that...yeah call me a loser i dont care but like ive said ive never needed any game because ive been tied down for the last FOREVER.

 

Quit thinking of it as "game" and start more so thinking of treating women better then just trying to get them in your "britches" I think you just need to go jack off to get rid of your blue balls.


No wonder your single

 

No shit!

Until you change your attitude look forward to being alone.

 

What the hell are you talking about?

Do you need "game" to make male friends? They're human beings just like you and me*; treat them as such and you'll probably do okay.

*catfish are people too

 

Ok man. I was in your situation a few months ago. I had been with my now ex-wife since I was 19 and Im 26 now. First off this wont get your the best relationship out there but will get you some casual loving and maybe more. It will probaly get you drama and maybe a std so be safe. Go out to the hotspots where girls the you have something in common with meet. I cant stress how important confidence is. Desperation is a cologne that women can smell from a mile away and hate. Act like you are having fun even if your doing the hippy dance (You know dancing with yourself). When you see I nice girl SMILE and give her your lil look. I know it sounds corny but you can say a lot with a little look. Have a few drinks to get relaxed but not drunk. Have something to talk about. Act like if I go home by myself tonight its all good. They will come after you. Be funny and keep the conversation light since yall are both just out having fun. Places where a band is playing is the best cause you can dance. If you are shy about dancing get over it cause you wont ever meet a girl out if you dont. Find a hippy band cause it easy dancing and nice on the ears. Ask them if they wanna go grab so food late night or you wanna get outta here and find some trouble somewhere else. Like I said be patient and let the first couple of girls find you and just go along for the ride. Then you will learn your own technique. Just dont be suprised if a girl takes you home or vice versa that it hasnt happened before if not all the time. To steal a quote from a fellow boarder "you wont be the only dick she is straddlin" You can keep a small sliver of hope that you will meet a keeper but either way have fun and dont be the classic jerk. You will meet dumb girls that will make you wanna be a jerk but steer clear of them cause once you become a jerk it will be hard to go back cause you wont notice.

 

I think you got the point but try not make your post in a manner that is gonna alienate girls if you want help cause the girls around here can help you big time.


You dont need to say much in the way of pick up lines. Be mysterious let your body language do the talking. Words get in the way. It will be new situation but dont over think it. Compliments are good at the right time.

 

I was JUST about to suggest T-Bone.

 

to be fair, i dont think you will have much problem 'pulling' or playing the game looking like that! ;-)

 

i'm speechless at the sheer brilliance. bone your sister's friends by impressing them with your car, and if the car doesn't get them, the tatts will. genius.

 

Sad thing is, KC, in some parts of the country that actually works.

 

oh, i know! i've seen it. i have older brothers...

 

They get picked up by men showing them an 80s Camaro and some tatts?

 

lol, they were the ones picking up my friends. it's how i came to keep so many ugly friends...

 

Wow. I think if I was a girl that might work on me once, too.

 

the way i figured it, if my friends were stupid enough to fall for it, they weren't smart enough to be my friends...

 

OMG!!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL That is some funny shit! !!!!

 

Funny, I don't see any tatts. Are they on your ass?

 

woman aren't objects,stop trying to get them into bed....learn to respect them

 

Are you telling us your tattoos aren't even real?

 

<--- valid point. guys willing to dance (and not dance atrociously.... doesn't ahve to be good, just not wincingly bad) do get a brownie point for trying at least

honestly, just be willing to buy a girl a drink, dance with her a little, talk some and show interest. Get her number if she won't go home with you, at least you can call her up later for a date. Be respectful, listen, share some info about yourself too, be yourself and don't try to hard. Trying to hard is usually a turn off, results in laughter and mockery from the less fabulous examples of my gender