I like to smoke weed & masturbate.

Who's with me on this one?

 

i think i just might have to be with you on this one

 

I dont like to all of the time, somtimes at the end of the night when im stoned as hell and super tired, it seems inevitable =\

But its better when stoned also.

 

ah i mastered four times yesterday. i just broke up with my girlfriend and i dunno if that has something to do with it but wow. just wow. thats a lot lol.

 

Im too lazy to masturbate when im high... and besides, my mind is usually catching intrest in different things every 5 seconds when i smoke weed...

 

I don't. It's like less exciting or whatever. I think it's probably cuz of my stoned mood. I never get buzzed. Just madly high or really madly high (I'm madly high right now)

 

oh for sure...the things you can imagine when youre high... =D

 

If I jacked my dick when I was stoned, it would completely kill my high.

 

once me and this girl were both stoned and she was a little drunk i guess also but more high, and we made out and she gave me a handjob while we was kissing, that was fucking nuts, felt so good, even better cause i was so stoned!

 

I hate jacking off when stoned and I hate fucking while stoned because it just takes too much energy. I love getting a blowjob while stoned, though.

 

r u guys crazy!?! spanking the monkey will baked is the shit! like at night right before ur cum down(lol cum...) then go to sleep after because it takes alot out of me =D

 

It feels really really good, way better then normal, but the second something else catchs my attention I have to start all over... I sign off AIM and turn off my cell before I wank now.

 

ahahaahah

yer i love to do it but it can be a case of having it or not. its easy to get distracted but teh reward can be great

 

Its pretty sobering, actually. When Im done I usually, allthough still high, have a better control of my motor functions then normal.

 

its good shit.

 

where are the women

 

denying they masturbate

 

sometimes i think, should i jerk off now....or wait till i get stoned? getting stoned isnt getting stoned without chokin the chicken
unless youre with friends....
(circle jerk)....what!?

 

I jackoff like twice a night, also when I was tripping on DXM for the first time. I jacked off and my eyes rolled into the back of my head and I bit my lip because it was so good.

It reminds me of Green Day's Longview song, "Bite my lips and close my eyes, take me away to paradise, I'm so dang bored I'm going blind!", lol.

Well I guess I'm with you, lol!

Well peace out!

 

or probably masturbating, as all the guys talk how we masturbate all the time.



if i do it when i'm high it puts me to sleep like a baby. or i just get really tired......and smoke more! ........so yeah. it's good shit.